Things a lady should never do in presence of a guy

• Farting In Our Presence
Men hate this to the core, they
may pretend not to but they really
hate when you do it in their
presence. If you doubt me, go and
ask a man whom you don’t know to
tell you what he thinks of a lady
who fart or always fart in front of
• Eating too much
Whenever you Ladies are in our
Presence please try to control your
eating habits. Not that we’re too
broke to buy you Food but eating
without Class just because your
indoors is disgusting to say the
• Washing of your undies
Please try to reduce the amount of
times you wash your undies in our
presence. Forget that popular
slang which tends to say that when
a man loves you, he can even wash
your undies, we’re not that cool
with seeing someone else’s undies!
• Talking too dirty
Please, have control of things you
say in our presence. Don’t be too
naughty when it comes to your
language except you want to
• Laughing excessively
Control the length you laugh in
front of us. When we’re not
around, you can laugh and bring
down the roof if you wish. I was
talking to a lady and she laughed
so loud that she didn’t know when
she polluted.
• Always watching movies
If your a Nollywood addict please,
for the sake of not receiving any
RED CARD, stop giving all your time
to once your man is around. We
need total concentration when we
are talking to you
• Fighting
Never you fight in front of your
man, he may feel that one day you
will fight his mother.
• i Too Know attitude
Its very annoying when you always
act like you know everything. When
we argue about
sports,romance,friends etc its cool
for you to let us win sometimes as
it would do you no harm than try
to make sure you POV is the most
correct even when its not.