Let me make this short… Jana i get home at around 8, I find my lappy n gas gone na tv iko kwa Door… Apparently, some ninjas decided to skip all houses Kwa mblot n do mine …
Question is? Is this an inside job? Are they coming back for what they left? Should I move out asap?
Now am heading to work n jus can’t imagine who’s watching me leave… Everyone looks like a suspect right now in my eyes
pole boos, but just out of curiosity, kwani you stay in one of those neighborhoods where if you want to buy a TV, you first buy the antennae and install it outside so that when the ninjas come to inspect they find there is no TV and they assume you are one of them and the antennae is on display to attract a sale, and you have to wait for them to double check the same and only after that can you actually buy the TV but you have also to buy headphones for use with the TV to avoid attracting them back to come for it
no hekaya, just a funny story that i heard from some drunken fellows reminiscing on how far they have come in life, and that part of the citation was meant to drive their point home
If you stay in a tough neighbourhood with lots of people, and you are always out of the house most of the time, then someone is always watching and knows your schedule.
Hata mimi at one time nikistay Nyalenda (Ksm), kuna majamaa, kitu saa moja na nusu jioni hivi, walinifungia kwa bafu wakaenda na my 21 inch TV (CRT by the way!), Creative sub woofer the phone that was connected to it. Bafu ilikuwa ya nje. Watu kama watatu walishikilia hiyo mlango shut. Napiga nduru na hao wanacheka na sauti kubwa wakiongea Dholuo. Sa sijui majirani walifikiria tunacheza ama nini.
Nilikuwa na stay karibu hoteli flani inaitwa Mama Safi. Nikahama nikaenda place inaitwa Sije (spelling is mine). Huko nikitoka tao jioni majamaa wakanipiga makofi wakaninyang’anya phone, pesa na viatu. Makosa hapo nilifanya nilipitia shortcut flani between na a huge walled compound na swampy park ingine ya wanyama nimesahau jina yake.
Nilitafuta housemate nikaishi Migosi. Eventually left Ksm. Too hot, too much Dholuo, too noisy.
Here is what you do, buy two or three padlocks and lock your door using two of them…and occasionally interchange one padlock with the extra third padlock just to keep em guessing and discourage anyone from trying them all out. At the worst it will take them hours trying to pick all two padlock and they will just give up
Take it easy, Bro! Although there is a possibility that they can come back again, it’s not that they will be coming everyday! Kuliko mambo mengi, heri kutafuta nyumba mtaa mwingine. Maoni yangu.