The ultimate solution to the Raila menace

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I like the man. He forced IEBC to deliver credible elections and we must give him credit. However, that worked against him since he now has no basis for appealing. Hence the court of public opinion, or if you like, luo demos. Since we need peace, I suggest apewe presidency. How you ask? Mnaona ile fantasy league ya @Deorro? Yes, we create him a fantasy country, apewe presidency, he appoints fantasy CSs and a fantasy IEBC that delivers fantasy credible elections that announce him as fantasy president… Etc

IONs, here’s the days program.

6:00AM: Arrival at Baba’s Karen home for breakfast

7:00AM: Reception at Baba’s residence and round two heavy breakfast

8:00AM - 12:30: Idle on the lawns

12:30: Five course meal served

2:00PM - 3:30PM: Afternoon nap outside the house

3:30PM-4:00PM: Take coffee with snacks

4:30PM - Receive fare refund plus cash for feeding your family back at your humble dwelling.

5:00PM: Guests leave at their own pleasure

#InsomniaManenos

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Invitations. Whos handing them out…freeloading on the ‘poor’ is a must

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You changed fast from team uotp

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Yea, when you’re beaten fair and square…

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Ulichengwa ukakubali
Hapo sawa

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I told you guys, we shoild have bought and oculus rift with a simulation of baba winning, getting sworn in and running the nation for 2 terms…tungekuwa tunapumzika

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hehehehe sad! watu warudi works bana!

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:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: achaneni Na Baba, atatulia tu.

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In parliamentary democracy, there is something called a shadow cabinet…