The Folly of Platonic Friendships

[Azor_Ahai]

Mimi huona ndume ikisema iko platonic friends with a woman naona ikiwa zuzu sana.

Platonic friendships between genders only benefit the woman.

Mwanamke akipata issue kidogo the first thing she does ni kuangalia phonebook and try to contact the closest man for help.

Take @hoe_is_life for example. Malaya ameshikwa na karao and the first thing she does is contact the simp who thinks they are “just friends” na k#ma hajawahi guza.

You have to be a bumbling idiot to be “just friends” with a woman, as a man. There are 1000 ways for her to exploit that friendship, but zero ways for you to benefit.

You will find yourself bailing her out of jail (using your money which will never be refunded), changing her tyres in the middle of the highway, buying her drinks/food, shouldering the lions share of any expenses whenever you are together, etc. A woman benefits immensely from having platonic male friends. It doesn’t work in reverse.

[cave_man]

Ok…:oops:…lemme go back go my cave

[mwirigi]

platonic business ni upuss

[PERDITION]

@cortedivoire cleans @Jimit foreskin ,can we label them plutonic or is it platonic besties

[Jaweed]

@Azor Ahai

Mimi huona ndume ikisema iko platonic friends with a woman naona ikiwa zuzu sana.

Platonic friendships between genders only benefit the woman.

Mwanamke akipata issue kidogo the first thing she does ni kuangalia phonebook and try to contact the closest man for help.

Take @hoe_is_life for example. Malaya ameshikwa na karao and the first thing she does is contact the simp who thinks they are “just friends” na k#ma hajawahi guza.

You have to be a bumbling idiot to be “just friends” with a woman, as a man. There are 1000 ways for her to exploit that friendship, but zero ways for you to benefit.

You will find yourself bailing her out of jail (using your money which will never be refunded), changing her tyres in the middle of the highway, buying her drinks/food, shouldering the lions share of any expenses whenever you are together, etc. A woman benefits immensely from having platonic male friends. It doesn’t work in reverse.

Don’t give a fuck, don’t don’t, tuko kwa planteshen. Being simp is a crime

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Azor Ahai

Mimi huona ndume ikisema iko platonic friends with a woman naona ikiwa zuzu sana.

Platonic friendships between genders only benefit the woman.

Mwanamke akipata issue kidogo the first thing she does ni kuangalia phonebook and try to contact the closest man for help.

Take @hoe_is_life for example. Malaya ameshikwa na karao and the first thing she does is contact the simp who thinks they are “just friends” na k#ma hajawahi guza.

You have to be a bumbling idiot to be “just friends” with a woman, as a man. There are 1000 ways for her to exploit that friendship, but zero ways for you to benefit.

You will find yourself bailing her out of jail (using your money which will never be refunded), changing her tyres in the middle of the highway, buying her drinks/food, shouldering the lions share of any expenses whenever you are together, etc. A woman benefits immensely from having platonic male friends. It doesn’t work in reverse.

So bro you dont have any female friend at all apart from your female relatives? Me i have female friends that i dont smash coz they are not my type and i would not want to open a can of worms.

[Jimjones]

@Azor Ahai

Mimi huona ndume ikisema iko platonic friends with a woman naona ikiwa zuzu sana.

Platonic friendships between genders only benefit the woman.

Mwanamke akipata issue kidogo the first thing she does ni kuangalia phonebook and try to contact the closest man for help.

Take @hoe_is_life for example. Malaya ameshikwa na karao and the first thing she does is contact the simp who thinks they are “just friends” na k#ma hajawahi guza.

You have to be a bumbling idiot to be “just friends” with a woman, as a man. There are 1000 ways for her to exploit that friendship, but zero ways for you to benefit.

You will find yourself bailing her out of jail (using your money which will never be refunded), changing her tyres in the middle of the highway, buying her drinks/food, shouldering the lions share of any expenses whenever you are together, etc. A woman benefits immensely from having platonic male friends. It doesn’t work in reverse.

Who makes the decision to have such relationships… I bet its the woman… In which case, she is just using the man… And she knows it… It happens and as you say, correctly, she benefits the most from such a relationship…

[Azor_Ahai]

@MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!

So bro you dont have any female friend at all apart from your female relatives? Me i have female friends that i dont smash coz they are not my type and i would not want to open a can of worms.

If you see me with a woman at a restaurant she is one of these: relative, employee, business associate, customer, or she sucks me off. I don’t do “female friends” crap because I know its not beneficial. Its blood, money, or sex…nothing else.

[Jimjones]

@Azor Ahai

If you see me with a woman at a restaurant she is one of these: relative, employee, business associate, customer, or she sucks me off. I don’t do “female friends” crap because I know its not beneficial. Its blood, money, or sex…nothing else.

That is natural… Not all things are that natural to everyone… I am sure that you must have made such an observation…

[system]

I have female friends. I exploit them. I don’t fuack them, but I hang out with some of them to signal my attractiveness to other women (pre-selection).

[Kuna_Vitu_Sipendi]

Having a woman for a friend is like having a chicken for a pet; you will eat it one day.

[King_Gellegan_IV]

Female friendship depends with the girl. If you think she is smashable, and you see an opportunity she can be convincable to smash you can go ahead with the friendship.

But kama ni wale madem wanajifanya wajanja they want to use you na after hapo wanakubeba ufala you abort the friendship. If you feel that a lady is keeping a distance from you but kuomba msaada we ndio wa kwanza hiyo ni ujinga, you just cut off communication permanently

Female friends are good especially if you’re a high value male. You will always smash them if you know how to play your cards.

[D1cktator_ndo_mimi]

Just get acquainted, no ubeshte

[Parabolica]

Shit!! I cringe and knock my head whenever I recall some girl back in the day. Was a freshman pale Moi Eldoret town campus and met her kule Chebarbar, alihakikisha she manipulated me into believing that she had no female friends, all her ‘friends’ being male.
I swear this slut used to talk to her fuckboys beside me kwa kitanda like she’s talking to normal male relatives and my thick cranium couldn’t figure out her con game.:D:D

[Joe_Snr]

The last time I was in a ’ platonic ’ friendship with a lady; I ate slices on purpose. The ’ friendship’ lasted one more year and died out

[wedogo3366]

@Joe Snr

The last time I was in a ’ platonic ’ friendship with a lady; I ate slices on purpose. The ’ friendship’ lasted one more year and died out

The only reason to be in a platonic friendship with a woman
get closer to her, ensure she does not exploit you, chukua slices severally, ingia karura

[ugali_ya_jana]

@MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!

So bro you dont have any female friend at all apart from your female relatives? Me i have female friends that i dont smash coz they are not my type and i would not want to open a can of worms.

lets just call them acquaintances.

[BaldCoomer]

@Azor Ahai

Mimi huona ndume ikisema iko platonic friends with a woman naona ikiwa zuzu sana.

Platonic friendships between genders only benefit the woman.

Mwanamke akipata issue kidogo the first thing she does ni kuangalia phonebook and try to contact the closest man for help.

Take @hoe_is_life for example. Malaya ameshikwa na karao and the first thing she does is contact the simp who thinks they are “just friends” na k#ma hajawahi guza.

You have to be a bumbling idiot to be “just friends” with a woman, as a man. There are 1000 ways for her to exploit that friendship, but zero ways for you to benefit.

You will find yourself bailing her out of jail (using your money which will never be refunded), changing her tyres in the middle of the highway, buying her drinks/food, shouldering the lions share of any expenses whenever you are together, etc. A woman benefits immensely from having platonic male friends. It doesn’t work in reverse.

Umeongea ukweli.

[Azor_Ahai]

@Tauren

I have female friends. I exploit them. I don’t fuack them, but I hang out with some of them to signal my attractiveness to other women (pre-selection).

That’s bull because of two reasons:

1. Those girls derive more utility from you than you get from them.

2. Women are more socially calibrated than men. They can spot a friend-zoned man from three valleys away. That’s why having women as wingmen doesn’t work. Pre-selection only works if you are legitimately pre-selected not some random hanger on.

[system]

@Azor Ahai

That’s bull because of two reasons:

1. Those girls derive more utility from you than you get from them.

2. Women are more socially calibrated than men. They can spot a friend-zoned man from three valleys away. That’s why having women as wingmen doesn’t work. Pre-selection only works if you are legitimately pre-selected not some random hanger on.

I disagree on point 1. There’s no way you can tell for sure that they leech resources from me.

You have make a legitimate argument on point 2, except for the fact that some of those chics are genuinely attracted to me. And since I don’t shit where I eat (they’re mostly colleagues) there’s no way I’m fuacking them. The next best thing is to use them to advertise my awesomeness to other women.