The Easiest Test For IQ

[Mikymas]

You see the meme above, studies show that people with an IQ under 85 cannot put themselves into fictional scenarios.

Eg…

You: “Imagine you drunk two bottles of beer”

Idiot: “But I didn’t, I drunk sprite”

You: " Yes, but lets pretend you did-"

Idiot: “But I didn’t!”

It also applies to averages. People who cannot fathom that an exception to the rule does not make a rule wrong are insufferable idiots.

Before you engage anyone in business where their actions could affect the outcome, always give them this simple IQ test

[Jack_Black]

There’s a much simpler way, just ask them what the time is on this clock.

[Kahawa_vajo]

@Mikymas

……
You: “Imagine you drunk two bottles of beer”
Idiot: “But I didn’t, I drunk sprite”
You: " Yes, but lets pretend you did-"
Idiot: “But I didn’t!”
It also applies to averages. People who cannot fathom that an exception to the rule does not make a rule wrong are insufferable idiots.
Before you engage anyone in business where their actions could affect the outcome, always give them this simple IQ test

Room temperature IQ

[Ndindu]

Kwa hii site ni mimi tu na another 2 people with IQ above 140 so most likely you reading this is not among the three.

[Mikymas]

@Jack_Black

…There’s a much simpler way, just ask them what the time is on this clock.
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That’s a test of KNOWLEDGE NOT IQ. It is possible to grow up and not KNOW the Roman Numbers

[zimede]

@Mikymas

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Jack_Black:

…There’s a much simpler way, just ask them what the time is on this clock.
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That’s a test of KNOWLEDGE NOT IQ. It is possible to grow up and not KNOW the Roman Numbers

Is it am or pm?

[zimede]

Only idiots give a fuck about anyone’s IQ these days anyways. Look around you, the world is shit, led by idiots with money-bags. Let’s take Kenya for example, I believe 99.99% of Kenyans are big time fools. No need to gauge any Kenyan’s intelligence, just make money of them. The age of true knowledge is dead, the rise of podcasts tells that: we are now in the age of gossiping.

[Predacon]

Hapa kijiji kuambia mtu yeye ni low IQ is considered to be a very big insult. The ‘insulter’ usually feels very superior when saying this, while the ‘insultee’ feels very offended, and usually gets back at the insulter by demonstrating how the insulter’s IQ is actually lower than the insultee’s. Very weird.

[Maize_Combuster]

Methinks the ultimate test for IQ ni kuwekea mtu chakula na pombe mingi na kumpea freedom halafu sit back and watch. You will see bonobos some masquerading with PhDs wakijitokeza in their element.

[Eng_iti]

@Predacon

Hapa kijiji kuambia mtu yeye ni low IQ is considered to be a very big insult. The ‘insulter’ usually feels very superior when saying this, while the ‘insultee’ feels very offended, and usually gets back at the insulter by demonstrating how the insulter’s IQ is actually lower than the insultee’s. Very weird.

IQ word is thrown around here with reckless abandon bana.
If people were genius as they purport here, they shall have stood out already as outliers.

[Gaines]

@Mikymas

It also applies to averages. People who cannot fathom that an exception to the rule does not make a rule wrong are insufferable idiots.

This applies to most bonobos on Kenyatalk

[Jack_Black]

@Mikymas

That’s a test of KNOWLEDGE NOT IQ. It is possible to grow up and not KNOW the Roman Numbers

IQ is a measure of knowledge processing and information retainment so try again.

Also, it’s not just a watch with roman numerals, even a city clock is enough to tell whether you are dealing with an 85+ monkey or a -85 Trumpian.

[Mikymas]

@Jack_Black

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Mikymas:

That’s a test of KNOWLEDGE NOT IQ. It is possible to grow up and not KNOW the Roman Numbers

IQ is a measure of knowledge processing and information retainment so try again.
Also, it’s not just a watch with roman numerals, even a city clock is enough to tell whether you are dealing with an 85+ monkey or a -85 Trumpian.

Someone may not have come up roman numerals their entire life. Does not mean they’re dumb. 99% of people below 20 today cannot use a rotary phone, does not mean they’re dumb. 70% of the world, including you cannot speak Chinese, which is spoken by 1.4 billion people, does not mean they’re dumb

[GituK7]

@Maize_Combuster

Methinks the ultimate test for IQ ni kuwekea mtu chakula na pombe mingi na kumpea freedom halafu sit back and watch. You will see bonobos some masquerading with PhDs wakijitokeza in their element.

@MTINGIZA_KITANDA calls me with abandon a BOTTOM FAG
YET HE GETS HIS DAILY VITAMIN/ ANTIOXIDANTS NUTRITION FROM @Nubia CUM… STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP
WHO’S THE DIRTIER FAG?
DON ROCCO’S TOY BOY OR @MTINGIZA_KITANDA @Nubia

[Jack_Black]

@Mikymas

…merals, even a city clock is enough to tell whether you are dealing with an 85+ monkey or a -85 Trumpian.

Someone may not have come up roman numerals their entire life. Does not mean they’re dumb. 99% of people below 20 today cannot use a rotary phone, does not mean they’re dumb. 70% of the world, including you cannot speak Chinese, which is spoken by 1.4 billion people, does not mean they’re dumb

Please spare me your bollocks logic man. Sundials have been in use since the days of cro magnon and homo erectus. Those were actual primates and they could tell the time just fine.

[Mikymas]

@Jack_Black

…n they’re dumb. 99% of people below 20 today cannot use a rotary phone, does not mean they’re dumb. 70% of the world, including you cannot speak Chinese, which is spoken by 1.4 billion people, does not mean they’re dumb

Please spare me your bollocks logic man. Sundials have been in use since the days of cro magnon and homo erectus. Those were actual primates and they could tell the time just fine.

Its you, this post is for you. You are exaclty the kind of person i was talking about. I bet you have people who suddenly stopped talking to you “out of nowhere”. It’s because you are low iq

[Jack_Black]

@Mikymas

…, does not mean they’re dumb
Please spare me your bollocks logic man. Sundials have been in use since the days of cro magnon and homo erectus. Those were actual primates and they could tell the time just fine.

Its you, this post is for you. You are exaclty the kind of person i was talking about. I bet you have people who suddenly stopped talking to you “out of nowhere”. It’s because you are low iq

Did you know:

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

uses every single letter in the English alphabet? You need at least 120 IQ to notice that. Also, I’ve done the tests, I’m in the 1% that matters.

[Mikymas]

@Jack_Black

…fine.
Its you, this post is for you. You are exaclty the kind of person i was talking about. I bet you have people who suddenly stopped talking to you “out of nowhere”. It’s because you are low iq

Did you know:
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
uses every single letter in the English alphabet? You need at least 120 IQ to notice that. Also, I’ve done the tests, I’m in the 1% that matters.

Bet you would fail this one

[Jack_Black]

@Mikymas

…are exaclty the kind of person i was talking about. I bet you have people who suddenly stopped talking to you “out of nowhere”. It’s because you are low iq
Did you know:
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
uses every single letter in the English alphabet? You need at least 120 IQ to notice that. Also, I’ve done the tests, I’m in the 1% that matters.

Bet you would fail this one

If you want to test me, use the English IQ measurements, not these stupid racists.