The Best Escorts are Expensive

You see them insta thots that you diss as plastics and expensive. It don’t matter. You gotta spend to hit it, that’s the game. She is risking her beauty and health for money, so it better be good mulla.

A good clean escort exists:

  • at places that even an Uber would be expensive.
  • at places where you can’t just order drinks alone. Drinks are served after you have ordered food.
  • at places where there is competition from white and black american men.
  • where your money is directly proportional to the respect they will accord you.
  • where you will rub shoulders with classy local celebrities.
  • where the music is strictly: afro-house, afro-fusion and jazz-fusion.

Name such places?

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Enyewe there is a crisis in youth. How is a person thinking of instagram hoes and where to find them on a weekday.

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Acha watu watumie pesa zao

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Idleness.

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:rofl: Ujinga huku KT never seizes to amaze.

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Hao models wa I.G are just regular girls like any other…utalipa premium na bado upate nyap inatiapa uvundo kama ya ile samaki inaitwa Nğege

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Too much work, @cortedivoire kuna kitu anadai kukuambia…

Pussy zote ni same

For such an expense I would rather have a private brothel in kilimani i.e

  1. Rent a studio apartment and furnish.
  2. Engage a watchman cum cleaner
  3. Enlist the services of a pimp within university of Nairobi studenthood who will deliver fresh puthy everyday 19 to 23 years with medical test results.
  4. Engage a private cook to serve food fresh from my kitchen and choice beverages laced with an aphrodisiac of my choice.
  5. A private driver to pick and drop complete with discreet security
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Competition is real, madem wanapanda bei

Chegg and finessin

This is good game. Nice!

When it comes to hoes, pea wote fixed price. Kuna wenye wataingia box yet you might have thought she is “premium.” Just avoid the famous babes. Those ones have flipped the supply/demand ratio in their favor, huwezi waambia kitu

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