tha girl who doesnt date short broke guys

You Remember Njoki Chege the Only
Lady who got guts to tear men
apart? It seems she has set
standards with Nancy Roxanne the
Standard Group witter following
suite explaining why she will never
ever date Short and Broke Guys.
Below are the reasons why as to why
she explains;
The Types of Kenyan men I
can not

  1. I cannot date a short guy
    No‚ I just can’t. I will friend-zone
    you even before I learn your name.
    When a short guy tries to chat me
    up‚ I get this inexplicable impulse to
    reach down and pat him on the
    head like you would a puppy. We
    cant be in a relationship and I am
    towering over you in my seven inch
    heels! I will look down on you:
    literally and figuratively. It just
    wouldn’t work.
    How am I supposed to get romantic
    with a short dude? The best part
    about making about making out is
    when you tip toe and your guy lifts
    you up into him. You cant do that
    with a short guy! What with him
    barely making it above your b()()bs!
    The 69 position is also definitely out
    of the question with a short guy! I
    cant explain it. It is maths.
    Something about angles and
    You knowwhen a guy embraces you
    and you settle perfectly on his
    chest? Not with a short guy! He will
    hanging on awkwardly around your b
    ()()bs trying not to suffocate in your
    So you see‚ it is nothing personal. I
    just cant date short dudes!
  2. Broke Niggas
    I have my own definition of a broke
    nigga. If you make less than me‚ you
    are a broke nigga! I make a pretty
    tidy sum at the end of the month
    FYI. That pretty much eliminates
    three quarters of the eligible (read
    tall ) blokes hot on my heels. But
    hey‚ a brother can dream.
    Ladies‚ if you have ever accepted to
    go on a date at a fast food joint‚ get
    down on your knees and repent for
    you have sinned. I will be damned if
    I ever let a guy take me to Mc frys
    for a date. And just because it
    sounds fancy doesn’t make it any
    less of a fast food joint so ditto for
    steers‚ KFC galitos and chicken inn. I
    am not coming to your house to eat
    the microwaved leftovers of your
    mother’s mashed potatoes either.
    I expect a guy to treat me to a nice
    meal in a fancy restaurant that
    doesn’t have pictures in the menu!
    The reason is simple; I ain’t
    lowering my standards for no nigga!
    You should be able to top what I
    can do for myself. But that is just
    me. What do you think?
  3. Dudes who listen to Riddimz
    No self respecting person would ever
    go near this poor excuse for a music
    genre! It is atrocious! If you are over
    20 years and still listening to this
    crap‚ you need to evaluate your life’s
    decisions. You are a disgrace to the
    human race! Your mother didn’t
    carry you in the womb for nine
    months to listen to riddimz! In high
    school it was acceptable because
    you were a wimpy ass sissy who
    couldn’t stand on your own two feet
    so when riddimz became ‘the thing’
    you shamelessly followed the crowd.
    Plus you lived in eastlando so you
    didn’t know any better.
    Your taste in music (or lack of)
    speaks volumes about you. Riddimz
    just scream unsophisticated
    ‚ uncultured and uncivilized. That is
    not a combination you want in a
    future spouse. Whenever I see a
    grown man still cranking riddimz‚ I
    die a little inside. Just when you are
    beginning to think it can’t possibly
    get any worse‚ he greets you in a
    fake Jamaican dialect! I can’t.
    Ghetto Dudes. (Eastlando).
    I know they all fall under broke
    niggas but they deserve a post of
    their own. These people are a
    special species. They are in their
    own class of human. Like something
    is not quite right with their genetic
    make-up. Maybe the conditions
    during fertilization were a bit off so
    they mutated into what they are
    Anyway‚ every time I interact with
    them‚ I get bad vibes. This union
    would be doomed from the get-go.
    Communication is paramount in a
    relationship and everyone knows
    they wouldn’t construct a coherent
    English sentence if their lives
    depended on it and sheng just isn’t
    my forte.
    How would you even come on to me?
    “Nijeaz mresh. Izo mbana za
    nangoz? Nitakuvutia.”
    Do You agree with this Lady? What
    Name can we give her? Drop a
    comment below

That Bitch is too proud, arrogant and selfish.Ndio maana watu wako single, with that attitude nani ataoa hiyo kichwa ngumu hivyo

hahaha hawezi kosa mtu ataoa trust me…

this ia just pure bulshit