Call me a pervert, maybe. Sometime back I was home for vacation and some of my cousins visited me after being away from each other for a long time. Walikuwa madem watatu na kamujamaa. After the normal salaams and sizing them up, we sat down for the normal muchene updates za oh! mara “tangu uende huko majuu ulitusahau, oh aki si umenona tu sana sikuizi, kwani unakula nini huko?” … bla bla. Now among them was another rather quiet and beautiful lady size ni laptop if u know what I mean. Sahizo nimekaa kwa corner nakamezea tu mate. Whatever was going on my mind at that very moment, mhhhh! … ama wacha tu.
FFWD, time to leave ikafika, nikashindwa kuficha hisia zangu kwa huyu laptop and being the me that I am, nikaamua kudai if we can meet some other time for a drink, we chat and get to know each other more. The laptop goes like “aki Kuria ni kii, kwani hunijui?” Nabaki nashangaa kwani ni nani huyu sasa. Apart from guka na cucu no one else calls me by that name. I tell her zii sikutambui and she goes like “si mi ni Gathons wakina Dee, kwani umenisahau? Si mimi ni ule cousin yako uliwacha akiwa class eight” Waah! Hapo si nikapigwa na butuwa. Ilibaki kidogo tu hivi ka incest kapande.
To cut a long story short she was my immediate cousin, so very close. Wacha niseme like a sister to me. I hadn’t seen her for like six years and within that time she had grown so very big and beautiful. My weird obsession for the so called laptops ilifanya ni covert my own cousin bila kujua, huku nikijiambia tu haka lazima DF itembee upande yake. Majamaa, I still feel the guilt whenever I meet hako kacuzo but I just can’t help it.
Huyo mujamaa anakuwanga tu na ufala