Tabia Mbaya Za Watu Wa Nairobi

[mayekeke]

Fanya vyenye my Small bro and I did, tulichukulia mbogi Keg Moja ya black na carton Moja ya county whiskey halafu tukafunga gate ya home, hakuna kutoka hapo mpaka hio pombe yote iishe… Hatujawahi sumbuliwa tena

[Straw_man]

@Guru2.0

…na kitu nakupa Kaka this money is so hard to come by

I really hate this tabia. Mlevi mpaka anavuta shatinyako with his grubby gnarled hands na kuleta his stinking mouth right to your face! They are very good at irritating you until you part with something, those motherfuckers.

[casanova]

@Touchlyrics

…cal ingine is just a zero sum game, bado watakupata.

Hapa huwezi shinda, if you want peace kuwanga na budget yao tu kando which won’t dent your pocket. Iyo story ya kuzunguka pubs scouting for a buyer, pia wanakuanga united sana, they have an intelligence unit among themselves.

Kuna mbogi walikua wamenizoea local yangu ocha in my drinking days sikua nakunywa bila kuwanunulia. Sometimes I was on a strict budget and wanted to unwind so ngehepa niende local ingine kwenye ‘sijulikani’ in my head. Kidogo wanaanza kuingia one by one with intervals of 10 to 15mns, kumbe washaambiwa kwenye niko. Spy network imefanya kazi. And they would know nlikua nawahepa maybe juu ya budget but find cunning ways around it, PhD in persuasion na si directly.

There were however upsides to it, pombe ilikua kama entertainment and information tax. I would know everything from the flimsiest dramas/shenanigans to who to look for incase I needed some things done or even business opportunities/shamba za kuuzwa, etc, ukicheza vizuri

[Kungfu]

@Gaines

…e. Wacha kuenda base za keg kama hutaki kutoanishwa.

NYAKI?

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Touchlyrics

… nibebe mizinga zangu I enjoy them at home in peace.

Happens to me all the time nikienda ocha. Esp the dudes tulisoma nao nursery hadi class 4 b4 we moved to NRB…but me hutoboka ma time nikiwa poa. Hao wasee wa ocha hawananga opportunities mob.

[ChifuMbitika]

@Touchlyrics

… nibebe mizinga zangu I enjoy them at home in peace.

I don’t ever patronize ocha pubs. I learnt some tough lessons. Actually from this year I won’t be going to gishagi. Just be sneaking for a day in a year to say hi to mokoro and then sneak out very quickly no saying hi even to close relatives

[ChifuMbitika]

@Yuletapeli

…ne but sikupata time ya ku interact na watu ya ocha.

Aren’t your parents alive?

[Yuletapeli]

@ChifuMbitika

…teract na watu ya ocha.

Aren’t your parents alive?

Nah, walitangulia.

[ChifuMbitika]

@Yuletapeli

…cha.
Aren’t your parents alive?

Nah, walitangulia.

Okay pole. At least hakuna anything to push you to go there

[ChifuMbitika]

@Gaines

…e. Wacha kuenda base za keg kama hutaki kutoanishwa.

Kwenu ni Nyahururu?

[ChifuMbitika]

@Straw_man

… until you part with something, those motherfuckers.

Those are useless village drunkards

[Gaines]

@Kungfu

…kuenda base za keg kama hutaki kutoanishwa.

NYAKI?

Its been over a decade since niende Nyaki, Double Vision, Ribs Village etc. Those were cool joints though.

[Kungfu]

@Gaines

…on, Ribs Village etc. Those were cool joints though.

Huko ndio mabibi za watu wanakuliwa proper

[Dudu1]

@Jason_1

…, were kind of engrossing and funny at the same time

The usually have very funny and interesting stories, ndio utoboke vilivyo

[Dudu1]

@Yuletapeli

…cha.
Aren’t your parents alive?

Nah, walitangulia.

Pole kaka. Wahh I can’t imagine my life without my mum