I am informed that in your possession is a catalogue of big bukusu cocks furthermore your
morbid fascination with male talkers of kavirondo & bukusu extraction gives occasion to reports of a
criminal intercourse between yourself and the catamite @Kimakia
I find this unbecoming your position as eminent intellectual in ktalk.
I will make most diligent enquiry, to the informers punishment will be most severe if the reports
are found to be downright falsehoods.
By the powers vested in me I Herod do hereby summon you @Msupa Mpole @Juan preferrs a charge of buggery against you, plead your cause before this august forum.
If found guilty the penalty is scourging to death or banishment.
Say, is it then so sad a thing to be stupid ?
Did i prefer a charge of unnatural lewdness against you? If you have Ambiguous genitalia that is your affair and i have no quarrel
furthermore I am not in the habit of conversing with unwashed plebians.