Somebarry wish me happy birthday before siku iishe..

It has been an interesting day today. First I woke up earlier than usual. I had no clue today was my bdae lakini Equity hawawezi nisahau. Wao ata ndio waliniamsha na message ya happy bday. God bless mwangi’s soul. Anatambua mbirrionaire.

Anyway, I fix up some breakfast on my kameko. I am yet to identify a suitable cooker for my kitchenette. I prop myself behind my desk and turn on my computers ili kitunguu inukie kwangu.

After awhile messages start streaming in. I put my phone on silent because they were a bit distracting. However, later on when I turned on the screen i saw an interesting message from an unexpected texter.

A girl I used to know back in the day but things sort of went sideways. She tells me that her friend had been telling her of a guy she had met somewhere and surprise surprise! When she showed her a picture she was shocked that it was me. She tells me ati she heard I have a nice place and she would love to come over.

Now guys, tukisema kunguru, this is the girl I usually have in mind. Pretty young thing with a face and body to die for. Delicious shierro that would put our very own slay queen to shame na hizo 5k followes huko IG.

This fyne ghel was manipulative and conniving but I saw her for what she was and hence the splitting of ways albeit amicably. We slowly lost contact with each other. She was really good at stealing guys her friends were interested in as she was trying to do now.

Ata kama my lower head inalilia haki yake I definitely know better. Hii ni present siwezi unwrap…it could be a Pandora’s box na right now I don’t need drama in my life.

Anyway, I will be accepting gifts in terms of KCr ama mpesa…hehehe:D:D:D:D

Ps…Liverpool ikamuliwe tafadhali na hoffeinheim

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Happy Birthday. Slow down, you are growing old too fast.

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Happy Birthday.

If you unwrap that gift today will be happy birthday but kesho itakuwa Herpe Birthday. Chunga mkwangalas!


Happy birthday champ.

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Happy birthday…

Io kunguru ni bad news run as fast as you can.

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happy bday!


Happy Birthday Dennis Old from the internet, live long and prosper!



I am only 24 na naskia kama nimeishi longer than field mashio


Sweetie sasa…it is always a pleasure :):slight_smile:


Happy b-day.


amigo utoa lini?

It doesn’t matter coz your expiry date is still a mystery. Happy birthday anyway.


HBD kijana

the fwuack you are a babie…happy birzday

siku ya kuzaliwa njema. is that what we say mwalimu @xuma ?

Sina haraka ya kujifungia kaka…

Why? Did you have plans for me…:):):slight_smile: At least I don’t look young.


Boss guys stop celebrating birthdays at 21 years.


Baby fat tings:D:D

I danced this song in all clubs at the coast.I am very happy to pass it along now!
Happy 24th @denis young . Baraka tele

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