So this is how Billionaires look like.

So this is how Billionaires look like.

  1. Billionaires land quietly nawewe ukienda south coast unapiga selfies mpaka kwa ndege saying kwaheri Nairobi.
  2. Billionaires eat their lunch quietly nawewe ukiitwa na boss una update,“oh my gosh having supper at Villa Rosa Kempinski,na saa hiyo mko city square the small hotel opposite GPO”.
  3. Billionaires hardly dress to kill na wewe ukinunua nguo mpya you empty a hundred photos on your timeline.
  4. Billionaires hardly show off their private jets nawewe ukihire gari you honk all over mpaka unasalimia ukuta na kupark ovyo in public eti MC akisema nani mwenye ile toyota allion unatokelezea walking like undertaker waving the ignition Key.
  5. Billionaires just comb their hair nawewe ukipata nywele mpya ya farasi selfie pap,eti this is me on my new look.
  6. Billionaires hardly take selfies with presidents he invites them for photo sessions na wewe ukialikwa garden party you post even invitation card online na selfies mpaka kando ya sufuria ya mchele.
    Please give us peace,you have now learnt how billionaires do their stuff.
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Hata mimi hao mafala huniudhi sana
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On point but the bile that you may receive…#nasonga kando damu isinisplashie!

  1. That Billionaire on Kenyatta`s right hand side Never completed High School and he struggles to tell the difference between Gross profit and Net profit (Fact-google ukitaka) yet he owns his own Island for a home.
    Na wewe una- graduate na Masters and buy a plot huko Ndeiya unaanza kutharau watu.
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Sisi sio billionaires wacha tuishi maisha yetu vile tutakavyo.

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If I won’t dress as I should acha billions zikae

do dick-pics count as selfies? if not, i have never taken a selfie!

Indeed. Those in ties are Kenya Civil Servants.

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Wait! Wut? Where those rich men at?

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Hehehe…I see what you did there. His ‘Losing my Virginity’ remains my all-time favorite.

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Kim Kardashian ni billionaire au la?

nah i dnt think so. although juzi she bought for kanye west a 750k dollars lambo. her networth is 85 million dollars but she earns like 30 million dollars per year. she’ll soon join the billionaires club if she hasnt yet; thats if she invests wisely.

Kar-trashian bado.