Slow Sunday; The End of an Evil Man

Those that the gods want to destroy, they first make mad.

They rob them of their heirs and heiresses, casting their families into disorder and disgrace.

And so it has come to pass, as prophesied by none other than Guka that the Old Evil man of Lake Sango nears his end.

Raila Amolo Odinga, the Big Babuon himself, looks in the mirror and sees only decimation.

Allies are deserting him like rats a sinking ship. Not the Kisiis, the Luhyas (can you imagine no MP attended his meeting yesterday at a burial?), or the Coastals.

His own wife has left their Karen home “to be away from too much politics and to mourn my son, Fidel”.

The words of Miguna now come to pass; no sane person can be on the side of a dangerous psychotic megalomaniac like Babuon for ever.

Time also conspires against the Old Nightmare of Bondo. Born on January 7, 1945, it is obvious that his strength is weakening, as that of his foes increase.

The Prince can raise Ksh20 billion (Sh10 bilion has already been committed) when the Old Nightmare can barely raise 10 million. As his international friends desert him, world leaders flock to pay homage to his nemesis at State House. Old Nightmare can only look in forlorn anger from the slum beyond, as he harangues his tribesmates to block another road, hurl another rock.

Those that the gods want to destroy, they first make mad. Then lonely. Then sad.

Morning is come, and the Old Nightmare must end.

Good riddance to bad rubbish. You will not be missed.

CC: @Jakoyo, @Swansea, @Ruffneck, et al.

chuki itakuua mzae

Ungeroga hii babuon badala ya chokosh lichott.

Kumekucha!!, Mawingu yamechoka, Punda imetanda!!

hata niwekwe nyuma, sirudi pingu!!!

He he he he he he! To your credit, Jakenya, you have never seemed a die-hard supporter of Babuon. You are a far-sighted Jaruo. Uko na dada unawesa usia mimi?

If you could help me understand how relevant your mention of my handle is here, I may be very grateful. How’ve you been, though?

He he

so si pia utueleze na hiyo crystal ball yako ama is it blue balls :D:D:D:D:D:D vile kijana wa muthamaki ameshinda rehab SA na vile Mangi analala kwa wazazi wake pale Karen vile maisha ya muthamaki inaendelea? Ama hiyo yake si shida?

Maggi alirudi kitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambo. Kijana wa muthamaki ako safari, wacha zako.

So hata wewe unajua hii maneno iko pande zote ya the divide lakini umeketi kitako kama mwanamke mpenda umbeya ukaona ya pande moja tu? Hii chuki na umama itawauwa bwana. Shugulika na Raila the politician, maneno ya familia yake weka kando. Alafu hujaniambia kwanini umenitaja hapa. Na ununue pombe jioni niko hapo eitin twende foo nakungoja na si tafadhali funda ino.

Let those that have gone before us rest in peace. The late Fidel, my buddy, was many times richer than you’ll ever imagine or be. Humble guy. His close circle of friends included the Kenyattas kids. So continue spewing your hate while real folks, in the real world, could care less whether you’re Kale, Luhya, Kamba, Jaruo.

In those circles, at that high table, it’s the color of money that counts and what you can bring to the table not TRIBE.

Siwezi ingia eiteen tendi foo - hiyo moshi ya shisha na unwashed tukumas from Rongai na Kibra make me wanna puke. Just go across to fence to Rafikiz. Kuna tusichana tunapromote Heineken hapo unaweza kamua. Mambo ya famere ya Babuon nimeacha mkubwa.

Wee mzee, unafaa kuwa ukituletea TBT na utuonyeshe zile vitu tunafaa kuwa tunafanya ndio tuendeleze nchi sio hii upus umeweka hapa. Ama ni machungu ya MSiM kukunyima juu hataki ufaint badala ya kudeal naye unatolea Raila machungu?

sawa mzae, ushasema.

Go to Juba and guard our embassy. And I don’t think a captain should talk to a fiudmacho that way…

Why not? Bora aongezee afande

BaGuok is finished. Kaput.

Leo 7pm citizen nipashe is interview with the Enigma of Kenyan Politics. Baba!!!. The English version will come after 9pm news. I will have to watch the repeat game of the Euro Cup finals coz I can’t miss these interviews.

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