The problem ni wanaogopanga kuonekana but ukishamueka kwa gari anatupanga hiyo hijab na speed hujawahi kuona.
Don’t be fooled by the dressing. Hakuna msichana huwezi ndinya.
Unawataftia nini na wengi wao hawana vinembe na hunuka ngamia
Unawapikingi up wapi?
Ego satisfaction
Unachokoza tu mkipatana town ama anywhere ukishapewa digits si unacheza kama wewe
Cc @Binjwa Scrotum …
Start with FB, sure bet to make as many Somali friends as possible. Jizoeshe kwenda shopping where they are, Eastleigh pale Garissa L. South B/C familiarise yourself with their environment, na utawakula mbaya sana. I remember I onced fueled at one of those stations owned by them Somalis, hapo Tu Westlands, I had an issue with my debit card while swiping, ikabidi twende Kwa ofisi to resolve it, kufika napata this silk haired Somali girldem hata Kiswahili ilikua tafash, ndio alikua manager, apparently the husband or father was in another station handling business, tukasumbuana kidogo then tukaelewana. She had this England Accent, used mostly in the ghettos nikama ukiskia dem akisema Bongi Genje anakunauo or those things unajua typically hiyo ni ya kayole. Anyway to cut the story short, I got her number, we talked alot vile alirudishwa nyumbani kutahiri how she grew up in Camden thou refused to say why she doing currently in Kenya, na hataki iyo story, I suspect she’s married to some busy business mogul or she’s being groomed by her rich dad to take over, staki kujua, zetu ni road trips to Nanyuki, Vasha, na kathalika. Ametoa ball zangu mbili. I don’t care what she does to herself, akinizalia Sawa pia.
Work on your fiction moron
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gabadh kaalay ila fadhiiso. waan ku xiisay. maalin ayaad i qasi doontaa, Kuuma damqanayo, waan kaa jeclahay hoos. She calls me Chebukati. Go wank or do something with yourself.
Hio wariahe unaongelesha ni maragoli, hajashikanisha nini umeandika apo
A.k.a Subbie :D:D:D
Akikosa kujibu demakufu kweli hio @D- In '94 ni maragoli
Unapenda aje pucci inanuka mbuzi, ngamia na ngombe
Pili pili usioila ya kuwashia ni?
We love our Somali ladies. They don’t sell themselves. Masha Allah
Bila effidence
Indeed…