Simply Nauseating: A Nigerian Restaurant is closed for selling human flesh.

It seems in the future, we will have no option but to be cooking our own meals or forgoing lunch altogether.

A hotel restaurant in Anambra, Nigeria has been shuttered by authorities for serving human flesh. According to the BBC, suspicious residents told police of rumors that the restaurant was cooking human meat for customers. Police then raided the restaurant, where they discovered fresh human heads that were still bleeding. The blood was in the process of being drained into a plastic bag.

In addition to the illegal meat, authorities discovered automatic weapons, grenades, and cell phones. Ten people were arrested in conjunction with the crimes. One resident said, “Every time I went to the market, I observed strange activities going on in the hotel. People who were never cleanly dressed and who looked a bit strange made their way in and out of the hotel, making me very suspicious of their activities. I am not surprised at the shocking revelation.”

A priest who ate at the restaurant was alarmed when presented with a bill of 700 Naira, or roughly $3.50 (Tens of millions of people in Nigeria subsist on less than $1 a day).“The attendant noticed my reaction and told me it was the small piece of meat I had eaten that made the bill scale that high,” he said. “I did not know I had been served with human meat, and that it was that expensive.”

Last year, Australian chef Marcus Volkemurdered and cooked his girlfriend before killing himself. In Brazil, also last year, a man and two women were arrested for murdering potential nanny candidates and then cooking their flesh into empanadas.


Fuckin nigerians !

@kabuda like this

Reminds me of wrong turn ama Hannibal lector

That information could be inaccurate. Might be the case of western media portraying Africa and its people in negative light.

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This whole story reeks of bullshit.

Humans look tasty. I would love to try their meat.

Please google the Argentinian sports team (can’t remember the exact one) whose flight crashed in some snow covered mountain and survivors lived off the corpses of their departed teammates. One man who lived to tell the tale described the meat as very fibrous.

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Wasn’t it Chilean?

Might have been. Listened to a survivor’s account on BBC radio some years back and it got me thinking recipes.

I am seriously considering being a vegetarian. Sometimes I don’t trust the meats on my plate. :confused:

Must be Hekaya. By the time these teammates got THAT hungry, it would have been over 2 days ivi and the bodies would by then be unapproachable

What have you written?
The guys had a fridge, man!

Plane crash in the Andes in the early 70’s.They were of football team from Uruguay.Documented in a book entitled “The Andes Survivors” and not only one lived,they were several.