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Lions in zoos have it rough since the element of danger is not there, in the wild it’s another thing altogether
That’s why mzee simba sleeps 20hrs a day, it’s a herculean task.
Alafu huyo mumama ndiyo anaenda kuwinda. Alafu Mzee simba anakujia nyama iko chini ready to eat. Indeed lazima akule vizuri.
And the lioness call shots in the Mzee’s turf
Kungurus never learn that cooking for your man is not subjugation but part of the mating dance. You want my energy, my zinc then replenish it for chrissake! Ndio munashangaa Ken Lusaka anaacha mtoto wa Mayor Lugonzo anaenda kwa kienyeji and you think he is bonkers. These silver spoon in the mouth broiler chica are schubit, all froth and no beer, packaging theyselves in Glenfiddich bottles but ni keg nyeusi
Did you know, the reason why Lions have only one seed donor in a pride is partly because a female cat can have a litter fathered by different males. Lions decided to create lanes and stick to them, your local sewer cats are just that sewer cats. So when you see your female cat jump in the air, claws out to catch a kunguru just know ni kunguru inataka kula kunguru. And the cat never succeeds ju kunguru ni wake wale hawafugiki wala hawaliki
40 times of anything must be really boring… 
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Tunajiandaa hapo kesho.