Si Mchele tu , si the dirty things happening at Quiver Lodge , Thika Road

[Gitonga]

@captain obvious

I pass by that Quiver lounge and always ask myselefu what the big effing deal is. Hapo kwanza mnaeza nyoroshwa na mvua vibaya sana msimu wa masika. Nimejaribu kuangalia what exactly makes that joint unique na nimeshindwa. Maybe ni makasiriko ya kuwa peasant, lakini nimeshindwa kabisa.

Herd mentality, FOMO

[epoch]

@Oxygen

Walinibore vile nimeenda hapo na some freds around 5pm,tukapiga order ya nyama hapo down na kulipa then went upstairs kukata moja nyama ikuje.Wacha tungonje,ata watu wamekam nyuma tunaona washaletewa sisi bado,kuita waiter akatuangalilie ati tunaambiwa nyama yetu imeuzwa,Imagine na we paid an hour ago as we went up,na manager badala ata aulize hizo ng’ombe za kuchoma anasomea huyo waiter mbele yetu vile ati hajui kuongea na customer,sioni nikirudi soon

Never pay before eating. Heri ukule kwingine kama ni ngumu.
Sijawahi tamani kuingia hapo, lakini kila mtu na starehe zake

[ChifuMbitika]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

Mimi sigwezi kunywa my legendary well-aged poison kwa hiyo kibandA ya peasants kama @Kimakia and @poyoloko

We know your poison is Kane Extra laced with keg