Si Mchele tu , si the dirty things happening at Quiver Lodge , Thika Road

Last week, I decided to use a small car (VWgolf) and went to Quiver Lodge to quench my thirst. I was around 6 pm. When I reached the gate the bouncers told me there was no parking inside the facility yet I saw some spaces inside. I was forced to park outside the pub where thugs and muggers are having a field day . So if you have small car better keep off from Quiver Lodge.

Pole kijana. ulipata wame harvest part gani ya gari.

they had deflated one tire , but luckily i had a spare

I pass by that Quiver lounge and always ask myselefu what the big effing deal is. Hapo kwanza mnaeza nyoroshwa na mvua vibaya sana msimu wa masika. Nimejaribu kuangalia what exactly makes that joint unique na nimeshindwa. Maybe ni makasiriko ya kuwa peasant, lakini nimeshindwa kabisa.

Wewe unakuanga na kiherehere mingi sana…sisi tanatambua Quiver Lounge…hio quiver lodge ni yako.

Boss, one flat tyre pekee?? Si pengine ulikanyaga musumari barabarani??

Walinibore vile nimeenda hapo na some freds around 5pm,tukapiga order ya nyama hapo down na kulipa then went upstairs kukata moja nyama ikuje.Wacha tungonje,ata watu wamekam nyuma tunaona washaletewa sisi bado,kuita waiter akatuangalilie ati tunaambiwa nyama yetu imeuzwa,Imagine na we paid an hour ago as we went up,na manager badala ata aulize hizo ng’ombe za kuchoma anasomea huyo waiter mbele yetu vile ati hajui kuongea na customer,sioni nikirudi soon

[SIZE=5]Hii nguruwe ya captain @uwesmake naskia inakuwaga stripper huko. Lakini @uwesmake bado hajui.

Na hii nguruwe ilivunja strip pole juzi juu ya uzito.

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Mimi sigwezi kunywa my legendary well-aged poison kwa hiyo kibandA ya peasants kama @Kimakia and @poyoloko

[SIZE=5]Stripper mwingine unaeza pata huko Quiver lodge ni @poyoloko Thunder Thighs.

@poyoloko ako na matiti soft and supple na ukimpea hamsa atakumwagia maziwa fresh kwa glass straight from his udder.[/SIZE]

Boss they had removed Valve so it was sabotage si msumari

any self respecting man should keep off such places…if you really have to then pitia huko weekdays lunch hr ukule nyama na ugali na uondokee watoto. leave such places for teenagers

Ni ngoma ukoragwo nacio ngui ino? Malaya mataritari

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Wakanyama tulisema this year upunguze utambi angalau uone mjosto yako ukikojoa. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Hii tabia ya kukula ulimi ya ng’ombe na thufu asubuhi… makende ya mbuzi lunch time… na hoofs, matumbo supper time is not healthy.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Wakanyama hata sidhani unaeza jipanguza matako ukimaliza kukunia. Naskia huwa una slidisha matako yako kwa nyasi au mchanga… kisha unajitumbikiza ndani ya drum ya maji![/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Wakanyama what kind of a lifestyle is this? You need help.[/SIZE]

This is exactly why i hate going to clubs. I go to a place to buy overpriced booze, then get mistreated while at it, as if they are doing me a favor, on top of standing a risk of getting drugged, mugged and drinking fake booze.

You cannot call someone’s mother nguruwe. You are a big fool/

An even bigger fool is one who claims to stab his own anus and smell the finger i.e dunga unuse.

Kill him! Pia ua!

Kwanza hiyo quivers iko wapi ndio nikujibu ulale

punguza nyege kijana au utapoteza gari yako