Should I have a baby?

Wadau I have recently become a baby magnet. They seem to be so comfortable around me. Kazini wanakam wanakaa tu wanakaa chini na hawasumbui.

Kuna mwingine hapo after kucheza anakam mahali niko namshika na anaanza kuchokora simu yangu and then he falls asleep.

Why are babies suddenly attracted to me? Kwani am I exuding some sort of pheromones? Ama its the universe telling me its time to impregnate a woman?

Kaa chonjo ,single mothers are nearby.

Pata watoto bruh…tutakusaidia kulea.

zaa mapema lea mapema.

By the way…ama ni mama zao wanawatuma?

Ata dem sina. Labda niongee na Makena nione kama atakuwa baby mama wangu.

Yes a panyalet should be in good order

I think you should just get a pet.:smiley: Babies, thats a serious matter

kwani umejipaka roll on ya wamama?

kwani unafanya wapi kazi kuna daycare ya watoto?

Kula mkia from now. Sure bet hautapata ball

Thread closed.

Ati baby magnet. Uko na umama sana. Only women talk like this.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D wachanga hizi kaka, very unexpected…

Ka dry fry loading…

Unapangiwa kweli kweli

:smiley:
Grow up first, @Baby Panay

Legends here will tell you that there is more to that process than Fertilization … :D:D

:D:D:D

This is very idealist.Madem nili imagine ntaoa nipate wakidi nao turned out to be hopeless drunks currently all divorced or widowed.

what do you expect to accomplish when you marry a kalewa? females wa kuparty all weekend or ulipata kwa club?
All women can cheat but those who drink (heavily) are even worse.