Its on a Sunday afternoon i have been out with my muwoman giving her “treats” all kind,woooh on to my wallet.
Its been a fun day tumechongoana tukachongoa majirani our workmates esp our mean boss. I like a woman who can take a joke.Shes a very fun and open girl and now i believe this must be the thing people call love.
We walk back in the house holding hands all the lovie dovie nonsense I could feel strangers jealous at the back of my neck.Shauri yao, its me and u babe Bonny n clyde.
Tumefika home msupa kaniambia apige shower akam tumalize ile series ya jana isorait. To prolong the romance nikaingia kitchen chapchap kumtengenezea kahawa just the way she likes it .
Kidogo tu nikaskia txt imeingia kwenda kuangalia nikapata ni simu yake.
Ok usually i don’t sneak into her phone but hizi simu za android unajua hazinanga adabu message yote imedisplay pale juu. Macho hayana pazia i had to look.
Thats when i realized there is a connection between my eyes and heart and my legs coz nilikosa nguvu nikakaa chini kwa floor.
Text frm our boss (remember we work in the same department) namba yake naijua offhead. msg details “Hi Flo. (Florence) si unipitie leo aki niko na nyege”
My feelings ran frm paradise love to total hatred frm 100 to -0. Ushawai fikiria a million ways to die in less than a min.So am on the floor am waiting for her to clean up. Tiktok tiktok somebody is gonna die today…i wanted either him to die or she dies.How could she do this to me.
So Florence, niambie…WHAT THE FUCK is that message frm Collins (our boss).
HOW LONG HAVE U BEEN FUKIN HIM. now my voice is shaking am confused and nervous.
Akisha sema love yao ni ka ya bonnie and Clyde anaexpect nini? That disaster of a relationship ended in a disaster, so, asishangae ati that was the end to that story…
Boss welcome to life. The next time you imagine thinking about a Kenyan woman that way take a long deep breath. Then gift your mother with a vouchers card ama a visit and say thanks to Msee God coz those are the only people who really love you.
hehe Sasa umelearn birronaires saying, " do not shit where you eat"
women want you for function n utility, mapenzi hapana tambua…pitia pale River road utoe idea ya mapenzi ukikula poko