Sexonomics ..

Sex & Relationships
1

i see sex as special.
A special engagement

So if you gonna have sex please make it special
I am cognizant of the economic hardships we go through
Hell, i live and toil a living in this economy too
But if you gonna have sex please dont do it with the Ksh. 10 condoms; Salama and the likes
Sex is special, make it worth it, go for durex and other premium brands, how else to begin showing special with?

Another tragic thing is a man and a woman riding on a bodaboda in the morning or evening
Again, i understand the economic times we in
But how would that 20 bob you saved since you shared a bike help?
I see you two on a bike and my mind goes “hawa wanaenda kufanya tabia mbaya”
And i immediately feel pukey saliva welling up in my mouth in disgust
If you gonna hit her, take her to and from there respectfully

Lastly, get a decent venue. Nothing respects a lady than being sexed in a man’s house
or a decent guest house/hotel
Hii maneno ya lodging, bush and kwa gari mnatuchafulia madem tutaoa

if you gonna sex it, spend on it

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2

Sisi watu wa machinani apana tambua Durex feather lite,wala Uber taxi.

All Mkatiano and mchadwano is local

3

Kuna ingine inaitwa mkuki, mambo bad, hiyo ni watu wanajua kadunga

4

Kuna ingine inajiita ndume ya bongo, comes in a six pack karibu na threashold.

5

How much?

6

10/-

7

toka hapa

8

Thanks Bingwa, these men need to know sisi ni watu wa durex feather lite…

9

Eti feather light. feather light ni dry fry tangu lini ukanyonya lollipop na karatasi?

10

Nothing is as sweet as spontaneous sex…kanashika anywhere…the riskier it is the sweeter