Sema kuharibiwa siku

kush_yule_mnono · August 29, 2015, 5:09pm

Leo naenda mwenda zangu mall moja inaitwa Ibn Batuta, mimi huyo naingia metro. Somewhere huko katikati I decide to be a gentleman napatia dem fulani ana ball seat atulizie nabaki nimesimama. Metro iko crowded kiasi wahindi na mafilipino kibao. Nashtuka kidogo mfilipino amenizama mbosho akachomoa pori yangu. Siku waste time na yeye. Nimemkagua ma blow, left, right na uppercut mzuri yeye chini. Watu kushtuka kijana ameamua kurudisha wallet yangu story iishe, funniest part alikuwa amechanganikiwa akanipatia mpaka ma dhirams zile alikuwa nazo zote, sijui kama pia alikuwa amechapia. Sema mujamaa kufikiria ameangukia kumbe ni yeye ameangukiwa. Pana tambua takataka, nimeshuka destination nimewacha mujamaa bado ameshangaa.

system · August 29, 2015, 5:25pm

picha picha picha muhimu mboss… ama sketch

john_doe · August 29, 2015, 5:29pm

mbisha ya ibn matuta tafadhari

Davidee · August 29, 2015, 5:44pm

Niaje kush Kwani siku hizi unawank internationally

kush_yule_mnono · August 29, 2015, 5:47pm

Mbica ya Ibn Batuta ndo hio, ya mfilipino sikuwa na time ya kuchapa. Sikutaka lawama
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kush_yule_mnono · August 29, 2015, 5:48pm

Chyeth

Ice_Cube · August 29, 2015, 5:56pm

Mbisha nduthi man

EDIT: Hapo sawa

system · August 29, 2015, 6:04pm

picha ya 2007 ai yawa kwani ulimboda before PEV?

Jirani · August 29, 2015, 6:08pm

Buda kofi mbexe plus sweep ingemaliza hio kazi

Ingia · August 29, 2015, 6:10pm

Watu wamelewa leo.

WuTang · August 29, 2015, 6:14pm

Hapo sawa kanono.

kiLo · August 29, 2015, 6:54pm

Reminds me of one time nilichokozwa na blacki kwa club. I walked away nikaenda part ingine ya dance floor. Sikutaka mzozo ndani ya club. Na vile weusi wengi waoga kuzienda boka. They always come out shooting. Akanifuata huko pia. Mi nikatoka inje kutuliza nerves na monzo. Fala kanifuata inje akiuliza yule African booty scratcher ameenda wapi. Hapo nikamshow vile palm of Buddha husambazwa.

xuma · August 29, 2015, 6:56pm

Hapana leta mchezo kwa kazi!

Ice_Cube · August 29, 2015, 6:57pm

hehehe guns make fist fights in the U.S unfair ikue kama kenya kama ni kulimana ni kulimana mambo ya bunduki kando

The.Black.Templar · August 29, 2015, 8:53pm

Must be quite lonely there, huh?

Sheeple · August 30, 2015, 4:06am

Good job. Just wondering, alijuaje wee ni booty scratcher??? Ilikuaje mpaka mkajuana akakuzoea hivo??

Mathaais · August 30, 2015, 5:15am

Sioni vile iliharibika and you came out of it with more money.

Marverick · August 30, 2015, 6:27am

We wacha uongo. You fight in a metro which is under strict cctv surveillance, there is police checking everyone? Kwani no metro ya India. Wacha hekaya

system · August 30, 2015, 6:39am

Sijawai ona cops au CCTV kwa dubai metro or even the station itself

Sheeple · August 30, 2015, 5:37pm

http://dubaimetro.eu/tag/cctv-camera

[SIZE=5]Breach in Dubai Metro security[/SIZE]
With more than 3,000 CCTV cameras, a dedicated round the clock police force and a set of heavy penalties, the Dubai Metro is one of the safest in the world. Fines range from Dh100 to Dh2,000, depending on the nature of the violation, with using emergency buttons and exits attracting the highest penalties.