The day the Penis Asked for a salary increment:
"Dear Management, I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labour, I work at great depths, I don’t get weekends or public holdays off, I work in a damp environment, I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation, I work in high temperatures, my work exposes me to contagious diseases!
Yours Sincerely
P. Niss
Chairman Mineworkers Committee
Response:
Dear Mr. P.Niss After assessing your request & considering the arguments you’ve raised, We reject your request for the following reasons: “You dn’t work 8 hrs straight, you fall asleep after brief work periods, you dn’t take the initiative but need to be pressured, cajoled or stimulated into starting work, you leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift, you don’t always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing correct protective clothing, you are unable to work double shifts & as if that wasn’t enough, you constantly enter and leave the workplace carrying 2 suspicious bags everyday.”
Yours sincerely,
Miss V.Gina Manging Director Shaft Mines
