Saidieni na Mistari

Kuna kadem kamecom hapa job,kamesimama ( mbisha ni baadaye) inorder to get her no. nimekashow kanisaidie na phon i use her calculator and i’ve managed to get it.
Majirani + Vitombi ,nipeni vibe ndio nione kama naeza saidika…

Ukimpandilia pia utataka usaidizi?

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Mbona uibe namba chini ya maji, it becomes even more difficult to make the first call, nowadays numbers zinapeanwa bila shida, and your prowess will be determined by how utamfikisha kwa kitanda afterwards. I suggest you ask her for her number again hata kama unayo just as a formality so that when you call her she won’t end up thinking you are some creepy man

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Juu itakua hit n run…ill remember you son

So ,nime-make blunder ?

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muitishe number face to face akupe mwenyewe as a formality

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Vile @Ice_Cube amesema.

Rahisi… Just say… hey what’s your number… if she answers no! tell her …i was taking about the size of your shoes. SIMPLE. uone ukipata na DATE PIA.

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Kama number ya simu kuomba ni shida, kuma utaombaje, na sms? You are a shame to the Fisi community!

@Kidinyi, saidia huyu jamaa na mistari!

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Kuitsha number has neva cost anyone anythng,you also have nothng kuitisha number

Nothing to loose

Una ujinga ya wajinga wawili…

Pull her to the side and tell her…
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If she rejects you…
[ATTACH=full]18099[/ATTACH]

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Naona umekuwa mwalimu …anaogopa kuomba no. since he has a mama :D:D

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Am still wondering how you made it to be a Village Elder. On a second thought i don’t think i would want to be one anymore.

hehehe kwani mama ameweka camera kwa his forehead anaona kila mtu anaongelesha

o_Oo_Oo_O si kila mtu team mafisi naturally

And i quote once again "You are a shame to the Fisi community! "

haiya wengine tuli retire kitambo hizi maswali zinatupa tu flashbacks :stuck_out_tongue:

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