So yesterday i left my office and decided coz of the rain and jam i take a peek at Sabina Joy kiasi i use some eye drops, i parked my prado outside safcom moi avenue and entered in a sniper mode way yaani unaingia on phone walking side ways by the time jamaa ako ndani ya Double M anakujua anaona uko ghost mode. so nikaaingia na kubounce mpaka uko nyuma my 6 feet frame geting hookers wondering what am packing . nikakaa pale nyuma na kuitisha tusker baridi . kidogo kidogo malaya mrembo sana akakuja ’ niaje uncle si tuende shot moja ’ , ’ ni how much ?’ , ’ mia tano tuu room mia mbili ’ , ’ sawa wacha nimalize tusker ’ , i replied . i continued imbibing my poison nikaitisha ingine kidogo kidogo i see a farmiliar figure i was engrossed on their 52’ HD tv watching X-Men that i almost missed him , ’ ANTO , KUJA HAPA ’ , ’ hehehe Navy seal niaje pia wewe unatambua hii area code ’ replied my friend who is a manager like me but at Stanchart . ’ yep i know the place lazima utoe stress ya PAR hapa ’ . he asked for Guiness warm and tukaendelea discussing how his wife was pregnant and jamaa hana psyche ya kumtomba . i spoted Corazon Kwamboka 100% look a like , nikaambia Anto wacha nikule shot moja nikam . tukaenda upstairs (for the fools mumezoa kutombania huko nyuma kuna upstairs where there are rooms and for me i dont pay coz the owner is one of my big customers na i have my room there for free any day . tukaingia huko , the rooms are clean. nimetoa Lwambo nataka kukamua ati ’ lipa kwanza ’ , normally i dont pay before the game coz dem anaanza kuwa na madharau ndogo ati 'oooh umekaa sana oohhh ongeza pesa ooohh @Female Perspective ’ but this Corazon i was sure sina wasi wasi i paid her the 500 and nikaanza kunyandua . now for the foolish younglings like @Mzee mzima @MISCHIEF @Art @M2Random , malaya si lazima ufikishe threshold bora umwage even if it takes 3 minutes coz ukikaaa (from experience ata aanza kuku frustrate mpaka BOLINGO iwache kusimama (thats why i advice kama unaenda kukamua malaya na uko nervous meza vega 100 usipoteze mia tano yako ) .
Nikamwaga haraka lets say in ten minutes i was done but bado njaa haikuwa imeisha so nikarudia shot ya pili . another advice for the schupid youngsters like @Mzee mzima @MISCHIEF @Art @M2Random who look up at me , when you go for the first shot and dem amefurahia and mlango haijagongwa , take advantage and ask for a second shot at a subsidised price (hapa ndio advantage ya Sydanafil comes handy coz utasimama mara moja hakuna cha kusimamamisha wiseguy kwanza kama uko na Boeing kama yangu . one thing the hookers like about me is huko juu she can shower and get back clean . tukashuka i was exhausted , after wamama kunipigia kelele the whole day . nikapata Anto on his third drink . ’ uncle Uwes wacha nitoe njaa nakuja nisaidie key ’ i gave him the key and he left with a very cute hooker . nikaendelea kulewa . Now Safaricom you are loosing big business Sabina Joy does not have pay bill nor buy goods and services , most of nairobis people money inaenda hapo look for the best marketers waende waongee na Kinyanjui achukue hio biashara . later Anto came back and we bounced for Mojos .
MOral of the story .
-Muwache umalaya
- Vega 100 ni one dollar only
bibi alininunulia gold rings vals ndio nimeficha
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