One of my married cabron opened up to me, tukiwa lunch pale Duet
Told me how bibi amemnyima for three months & he’s getting depressed
Tulimaliza hiyo lunch kama nimempeleka Sabina Joy
Nilimwambia afanye sampling if he wants his ginene toyed with.
I’m fixing marriages out here.
Bro should nah suffer u’no
huyo kijana alikuwa vajo wa kudinya malaya saa umemwingiza kwa rabbit hole hataweza kutoka
Cabron what is that
I cant stop laughing. Ati vajo kwa malaya
Bringing a boy to town.
Huyo ataenda aambie bibi yake vile wewe unamharibu
:D:D:D hapo hajitoi. Bado hajajua bei ya 150. Atakuwa anatoka job kama ameenda kutoa lock.
it is cheaper and safe to eat a lanye rather than keep a mpango wa kando…
soon the guy will be filling the “crazy lanye stories” thread with stories as @Starscream duplicates them, filthy animals that lack human decency
I’ve also paid a hoe for a friend.
He has never been the same.
you are a filthy man
Bitch ass nigga
Now that umeanzisha confession, I am next. In all my life, I have only introduced two friends to lanyes. Coincidentally, they were all luhyas na vile wanapenda kuma. Zile vitu hao jamaa wamefanya hii Nairobi. Wacha tuu. Mmoja nilimwonesha SJ mwingine nikamwonesha kuokota road kills kwa bar na streets. Huyo wa SJ hakuamini kina place hii Nairobi unaweza tomba madem wasupu bila effort. He graduated to other hell holes on his own. Huyo mwingine Nate amebaki specialist wa kuokota kwa clubs mpaka nimeanza kumhepa siku hizi. He is yet to believe that mnaeza enda kunywa tuu bila mpango wa kutomba malaya at the end of the evening out.
Planteshen niggas are really suffering out here. Yaani jamaa anaangalia maisha yake anaamua ni vizuri aoe kinyangarika atakuwa analisha na kulipia bills zote, lakini hiyo kinyangarika haiwezi ata tenga 15 minutes ya kupatia jamaa kuma. I will never enter that bullshit arrangement.
ukiingia sj kutoka ni nguma
Hii SJ I might go one day. I’ve gone twice but that’s according to Google maps I don’t recall what I did there ju nilikuwa ulevini
True alafu unapata mtu ameficha mwk akigaramika na labda huyo mwk ni lanye
Speak for urself dude. Plenty of talkers just read ur sj, rico na somarser stories and will never visit.
One of the most overrated places ever
:D:D:D:D:D