Pale Bima House wanafungua massage parlour. Chukueni tender wanakijiji.
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Siwezimind ku massage mattercore ya omanga alafu nipanue cheeks
shareholders lazima washerekee…anyway let people learn lessons
Sjui nisake kazi ya kuwa gym instructor uku
Staff amenities should be standard practice. I once worked briefly in a place where kulikuwa na gym na mini bar on one of the floors where you could drink after hours at subsidised rates. The only rule was that no spirits were to be stocked. Only beer and soft drinks.
spirits ni noma.
Mnapatana na CEO kwa loo unamuuliza ushawai muona wapi
Once attended a staff end year party where wakas were encouraged to speak. The format was that unaweza enda kwa DJ usimamishe ngoma then unapewa microphone uonge. All was going on well what with an open bar. Known asslickers were taking turns at the microphone kupongeza wadosi and wishing everyone a merry christmas until some Taita fucker had had enough of the makali he was taking by the bottle. Aliendea microphone na kwanza kusema loudly what we the sheep were bleating silently most of which was calling out wadosi watiaji. Na alikuwa anaita mdosi mmoja baada ya mwingine na jina na kumsomea mashtaka. The.party was never the same after that hata pombe ilikosa ladha. That was the last staff party I ever attended for the years I worked there. The fucker alitafutiwa makosa mpaka akachujwa.
Utalamba okimwi my fren.Hio ni mali ya Nabii mwenye anamwaga ndaaani ndaaaaaaaani kabsaaa ndaaaaaaaaaaani
Nabii Ako na slow puncture?
:D:D:D:D:D:D noma saidi,
kuna team building nikiwa kijana mdogo pombe ilikuwa mob tukaanza kuficha mahali , mdosi fulani mtiaji kumbe ako ridho na sisi .
saa nane tumelewa jamaa akakuja mahali tumeficha ati kuchukuwa pombe zetu akiongea mbaya . saa hizo tuko maji mbaya . akaanza ati ‘umbwa nyinyi munaiba pombe,’ alikula left akaanguka kuamka akanirukia tukazungushana hapo chini .
senior wake akakam kututoanisha , kumbe boyz wangu tukipigana walishachukua bag iko na mapombe wakasunda mahali .
aka claim tunaiba pombe akaambiwa aonyeshe iko wapi akaenda akapata hakuna kitu , egg was on his face :D:D:D:Daliulizwa pombe hazijaisha na zimelipiwa hasira ni ya nini ?
but alipiga revenge kwa ofisi baadae story for another day
Amka kabla ukojolee kitanda umbwaaa