Returning from the Diaspora

One of my boys uku Bidenstan wants to go back to Kenya. It’s actually funny. He has a good job, a great social life, a blonde kamlami from Texas and some good cash in savings. I told him that he’s stupid to leave everything he has here only for him to go back to Kenya and start from scratch. The guy came here for college so his formative years zimekuwa uku. I tried telling him that things back home have changed and he’s better off living the remainder of his godforsaken life here in the US of A. Wapi? Anasema ati anataka kufanya dynasty things uko mtaa.

Homeboy thinks Kenya has been waiting for him while he was away. He’ll be leaving fine fine things uku to go deal with girls who sleep with wababaz for 5000 za kwenda Diani. Kijana anataka to move from Madelyn to Wanjiku akapambane na hali yake Kenya. He mistakenly thinks that Africa is the future.

I’ve given the nincompoop my blessings lakini nimebet $5k na yeye that he’ll be back in 3 years. Bure kabisa. Binadamu unampatia soft life lakini bado anataka kubahatisha kwingine. Lakini shida ya boy child inakuanga gani surely.

You are hoping he fails ndio useme I told you!

What kind of a friend are you?

Wacha arudi, hoping he has a good plan and probably comes from a good family otherwise in 2/3 years he will be back. Tumeona wengi

Kila mtu siajishughulishe na zake…when u focus on others…ni red flag…

One is born alone and will die alone…wengine ni spectators…

That’s what all prisoners know…Kila mtu ana siku yake ya kifungu na kuwachiliwa…yakwako si yakwake…

And I dare say we are all prisoners…confined in many ways…condemned to a death sentence to be served on earth…zero escapees

…to never ever understand nothing of why, where nor how…

Our lives exhaust sooner than they begun, just but a flicker…

Yet folly, folly makes one think they wise :smiley:

Mwambie akuje arambishwe ama arambishe watu kwani iko nene

Even if he fails tutalipia yeye fare ya kurudi. We tell our friends the truth unlike some people who tell them what they want to hear.

Nilimshow the only time one should go back is kama ako na rentals bringing in 500k+ every month loan free. In fact, I told the guy to stay 5 more years at least aangushe ghorofa especially because he makes good money. Anasema ati ako homesick.

There’s a reason why friends exist. You need people to tell you the truth without expecting anything in return.

That one is a good advice.i work for gova but given a chance I can go to first world country nikujie na pesa after like 10 years I start something tangible.i have a nigga about 45 now alienda uk after graduation uk.aliporudi alikuwa na pesa wazimu.akanunua thome estate,akajenga kiwanda ya cement,and he has 10 flats and growing,he was a civil eng huko saa hii ana roll na akina Moses kuria.and mind you babake alikuwa mwalimu wa pri na mamake hakuwa job.so no connections.he had to build them good houses githunguri.life ni poa huku ukiwa na pesa juu you operate with impunity.na ukikula soft meat hakuna hashtag kama ya RKelly.

I know you adopted the wife he left behind that’s why it pains you that he is coming back na dollars

Huh? Mafi ya kuku.

The vanity you chase…sisemi :D:D…

Utakufa maskini wa Maisha…

It must be bliss to be ignorant…have a ngamia brain… achievement za zebu brain

:D:D:D:D:D:D why do you want your friend to die far away from home . What crime have you done here against him that makes you fear his return . Unatomba mamake ? Kindly tell us we aren’t judgemental nor do we know you . For fucks sake it’s an anonymous forum

I live in Manhattan, NYC.

Tell that fool to contact @Weyn to teach him some life skills to survive this hard rock . Asijaribu Kenya , everyone is crying apart from Sisi birrionares

Rudi home kama mwana mpotevu tutakukubali sababu tunajua huna kakitu. Juzi umesumbua elders ukisema unataka shamba Othaya ujenge banking hall, kumbe huna plans za kurudi nyumbani

The world is yours, and everything in it…Scarface…

Si lazima uishi kwa cell moja…explore jela yote…aka life

Already bought the land and started construction. I can’t go back to a shithole country but I can milk tenants uko dry.

Anafikiria life will be the same exact way inakuanga when he visits Kenya for his 4 weeks vacation

Sikio la kufa alisikii dawa , atakulwa hizo dollars na kina @uwesmake na watoto wake @cortedivoire akiwabuiya pombe Dio wamuite kiongoss, the rest zitaeda na wafanyikazi kwa biashara ataanzisha . Kenya hutaka msee mwenye anapambana from birth pale uthiru and made it to Karen thru all necessary methods