So yesterday after a 2 year hiatus I made another appearance at the much famed Relax Inn. Arrived there at around 4 p.m and as usual lanyes of all kind paraded themselves at the hallway. So as is my tradition I went and ordered keg worth 50sh. To my displeasure the keg seemed to have been added water and the mug that contained it had overstayed its welcome if you know what I mean. Anyway I focused on what brought me there. Where I was seated I had a nice view of any lanye I would have liked to smash. Long story short spotted a curvaceous short lil mama and didn’t even waste more time. I was surprised that the rooms still cost 150. The shawty sure put on a show. Dipped my tool a couple of times till I reached paradise paid her 250 and whizzed out there like a deer.
Relax inn and sommer I declared never heri ninyonge
Somer bado hukuwa :D:D
Hiyo baze niliwahi ingia kwa entrance nikapata urinal ndio inakukaribisha. Hiyo joint ni chafu kupindukia. Nilikuwa first year campo and I’m surprised it still exists. For some weird reason club za mapoko hukuwa resilient sana.
hii ni hekaya ya jaba relax ilifungwa
Hao ndio ‘anchor tenants’ drive the traffic in.
You spent a mere $4 for all those i.e. alcohol, whore, temporary accommodation, and ambience. Wow! Sadly going by that description it will be a suicidal mission for some of us to drink such alcohol and also the mere thought of laying a hoe operating within such premise sends chills down the spine.
Ata picha ya mlango ya Relax inn ingeturushia.
Was there too yesterday. I smashed a lanye who had a yellow trouser…the nutting was on another level…I interacted with that short carvecous lanye too…Anaitwa wanga
No idea where Relax Inn is but if it’s comparable to Sommer then I guess I’ll never find out. Sommer is just one big toilet.
Too Gherro
I had a friend who once did a thorough research on opening a lanye joint. He found that the most succesful ones are owned by politicians and police. Either full ownership ama kaminority share hapo kando.
It’s the thrill of it all. Cheap thrills.
Chap nyamaza
Somer ilifanyiwa renovation, it’s much better now
Just name two famous club brothels in Nairobi CBd owned by politicians and cops… Hakuna kitu kama hiyo… They are owned by ordinary businessesmen
The weird reason is economics. The no. 1 top selling item in such clubs, that’s not on a menu, is fornication.
Do the math, 89% (400 out of 450 bob) spent by the villager went there… And that’s tax free.
No wonder the Dutch opted to recognise and regulate this industry
That sounds like a pathetic living. The last time I did those things in Nairobi CBD, I would take a room at Ridgeview restaurant (1500) take my beer at Liddos (1000)and leave with a lady for the night.(3000).