Realistic püssy price list for 2023

County gavment, online scammers and inflation have really affected the price of poonani. Here is an update poosie price list ya Nairobi for 2023. Watu wa upcountry na Coast wekeni yenu kwa comments. Watu wa 150 please just SHUT UP

Below 1000 KSh - drug addict and barmaid at keg den
1,500 to 2,500 KSh - shapeless singo matha
2,500 to 4,500 KSh - singo matha with big bewbs or boorie
5,000 to 9,000 KSh - inexperienced soft meat (18-25)
10,000 to 20,000 KSh - experienced soft meat with contacts in high society
Above 20,000 KSh - famous ladies with over 50k followers on social media

  • anything above 10k can be dry fried on request
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Ati shapeless single mother? :green_emoji:

“Bei ni 150” typed, edited, deleted comment…

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  1. Lanye ya brothel like SJ, VIP, local - 500-1000.
  2. Lanye ya upscale club, spa etc - 1.5k-3k.
    3 really high end lanye with social media presence types - depends on mfuko, for me 7k max.
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Where are you finding these higher end lanyes? I’ve never found any worth more than 3k.

Kama Chris Kirubi, the famous billionaire, hakua anapitisha 10K. Sis maximum inafaa kua 2K

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Soft meat wamejaa online. Massage Republic, Tinder, Telegram and Instagram. Of course you have to be wary of scammers

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Igua Ngoma!!! Value of the pussy is less than 1000 + some few common sense

Si wale wa SJ ndio shapeless singo mathas

This is the true price range.

Most men here have no idea about the economics of prostitution. It ain’t as lucrative of a biz as people think. The business has very low barriers to entry and the sellers are too many.

Only a very small percentage of hookers make bank i.e less than 1%. The rest are just shitmunchers.

Pussy is a commodity that is subject to market forces, just like everything else.

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That is the right range for full time lanyes. But there is a large contingent of part timers(mostly childless 18-25s who are still living with parents) who only sell either when the offer is one they can’t refuse, or during desperate times when parents failed to give adequate allowance. Unfortunately these are also the most attractive lanyes, so I had to factor them in

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Kuna wazuri sana, u have to spend kidogo time there to see them.

Okokeni vijana

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