Sometimes I find myself watching Citizen TV and then the Viusasa previews of Pregnant with Lilian pop on my 65 inch, smart, curved Samsung TV that I acquired for a song!
I know the slay queens and slay kings and bitch ass men just love to see a (fellow) slay queen telling y’all how she ‘deals’ with her pregnancy. I want to assume she has invented something new that doesn’t involve
[li]Regular clinic visits[/li][li]Exercise[/li][li]Relaxation[/li][/ul]
I bet she won’t even give birth naturally or via CS.
Lilian Muli, a blonde chic, now is the SI unit of ‘how to be pregnant’. Stupid.
Now, I have decided to create a show that will rival this MF’ing show. My show will be very real and will be unedited as we explore ‘Kajiti Kameshika With Mworia’. There you will see the Miraa chronicles brought to you from Meru county all the way to Isiolo, Marsabit, Garissa, Wajir, Mandera, Nairobi and Mombasa. The counties that are lesser partakers of the hallowed vegetation will be featured as the show goes on. Ladies and gentlemen please subscribe to my YouTube’s channel that I’ll be launching in a fortnight just to create this show out of spite for Lillian’s show.
What I dont understand in this godforsaken badlands this side of hell is how a not-so-good-newscaster-whose-only-claim-to-media-stardom-is-chinese-weaves-and-fake-hips, becomes a specialist in everything. Next it will be Using your androidnyapdragon phone with Lilian
Relax-ini wakubwa. It’s called UMAMA, and unless one is gay hamuwezi elewa hiyo shit. Don’t even try rationalizing it…It’s absolute nonsense to a man but, hey, kumbukeni the Kardashians (I hate their show with a particular passion myself:() are billionaires today courtesy of UMAMA:saitan: