In traditional Kikuyu society, marriage was a political and diplomatic tool, not just a family matter. When conflict arose, marrying women into rival or offended tribes created kinship bonds that made war less likely. The bride and her offspring linked both groups through blood, wealth, and ritual obligations, turning hostility into interdependence. Over generations, this fostered a deep cultural habit of negotiation, compensation, and reconciliation—valuing peace through structured agreement rather than open revenge.
Kikuyu (provisional): Ndirĩ na wendo wa andũ atheri. Ndĩrenda kĩrĩa kĩa wakwa kĩa gũciarwo.
What incoherent nonsence is this?
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That’s not my problem. Read the English part.
Chieth chatgpt generated thread
I can type it myself but I can’t waste even that much energy. I’m not marrying a thief brought in by a bunch of church thieves if I can help it.
Fucking gibberish. Someone should stick to their usual thieving.
Is that so? You know I’ll put him on TV, right?
Scythe
October 25, 2025, 5:14pm
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When you bigger tribes figure out who’s the greater thief mtwambie since it seems thieving is a competition now. But when it’s all said and done, this country would be better without either of you.
Scythe:
…I can’t waste even that much energy. I’m not marrying a thief brought in by a bunch of church thieves if I can help it.
Straw_man:
Fucking gibberish. Someone should stick to their usual thieving.
When you bigger tribes figure out who’s the greater thief mtwambie since it seems thieving is a competition now. But when it’s all said and done, this country would be better without either of you.
But why a church? You know quakers have a very specific path, don’t you?
Wanna see it?
Scythe
October 25, 2025, 5:17pm
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Jack_Black:
…nch of church thieves if I can help it.
But why a church? You know quakers have a very specific path, don’t you?
What are rambling about Jack?
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Scythe
October 25, 2025, 5:18pm
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Jack_Black:
…cking gibberish. Someone should stick to their usual thieving.
Well, I did warn them.
You do this deliberately, sio? Feigned insanity for engagement.
Scythe:
…hen you bigger tribes figure out who’s the greater thief mtwambie since it seems thieving is a competition now. But when it’s all said and done, this country would be better without either of you.
You do this deliberately, sio? Feigned insanity for engagement.
Feigned? I’m just one person. How many are you?
Scythe:
…
Jack_Black:
I’m just one person.
I think you’re mistaken.
Look at how fast my decision-making is. Can you say I’m consulting or deciding?
Scythe
October 25, 2025, 5:23pm
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I think you’re hallucinating.
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So you’re saying, I.. the mighty JB can’t get into one of these with the girl from wherever it is?
OK, to complete this mission and smash the kagege empire I need a qualified orthopedic surgeon, and an orthodontist to make me look cool.
And a chiropractor, compound fractures specialist and anesthetist.
kendez_mendez:
…spring linked both groups through blood, wealth, and ritual obligations, turning hostility into interdependence. Over generations, this fostered a deep cultural habit of negotiation, compensation, and reconciliation—valuing peace through structured agreement rather than open revenge.
kalenjinga what is this
Some language. Read the English parts.. those are the important parts. Stop pissing off other tribes and thinking everyone can be placated by selling off girls. Useless.
