I have this pal who has been telling the wife the way am not a good dude, mara I was the reason I broke up with my wife, mara the way I have so many girl friends ndio maana he stopped hanging out with me. So this Christmas wife yake sent the kids upcountry to her parents so that they can have some quality time. So on 25th the guy tells the wife that am insisting to meet him and wife tells him ni sawa so long as you get home early. The idiot in him blundered, he didn’t tell me and he didn’t go home so the wife shows up at my door in the morning. I ask her what the he’ll is going on and the look on my face she knows alichezwa. But she still insists on checking out my house just to make sure that am not playing her, after kukosa boys she’s like I help her look for him. Now is when she opens up and tells me the way boy amekuwa akimwambia mimi ni kadinya but from what she has seen from my house hata slippers size 7 and below hakuna. So I call a few bars that we frequent then bingo, dude went to hook up with a chiq in buru akawekewa mchele and he was taken to hospital semi conscious. So we pass by the pub and the pub guy hajui huyu ni wife yake so the guy starts telling me no wonder wewe hukuja kwa counter unapiga drink na ukimaliza unaeda na hii mambo ya wanawake huwa hutaki. I can imagine his pain cause now people will avoid his club like the plaque cause wameskia mchele gang imefika huko. So we go to see the guy in hosi, wife identifies herself and she’s let in mimi nawachwa nikizubaa na the walls. So when the wife is done she’s like I take her to the pub achukue gari yake apeleke home then she will pick the case from there. So as we head to the pub, the wife who is now as mad as madness itself opens up and she’s like I thought you’re the bad influence from what the guy tells me, I just sneer and ignore the whole story. We get to the pub and when the wife opens the car first thing she she’s is a box of condoms, two remaining. She says she’s not driving that car but I try and convince her but she’s not hearing none of it so I call a flat bed and the vehicle is towed away to their place. I drop the wife home but she keeps telling me venye boys has been saying bad things about me. I get home, shower and order food from my local then settle to watch a movie then I hear the door bell, so am like that was fast. An order in my local takes like 1hr minimum to be ready, so I open the door nikijua hapa napiga kelele cause I have been given someone’s order. Opening the door it’s my pals wife, dressed in gym tights, a t-shirt with no bra nipples are pointing true north kama compass. Chiq is like I have never been so hurt and the fact that he lied he was with you, if she only knew the way I would have strangled the guy cause of peddling lies about me which I put one and one together and now I know why some women avoid me. So the chiq is I will understand if you never talk to him again and I tell her hiyo tutamalizana kimwanaume kwa kikao ya wazee juu bwana yako ni mjinga sana, after saying that its when the magnitude of what he has been doing hit me. So the wife decides to make her self comfortable and she says siwezi rudi kwa hiyo nyumba. Ding done Bell rings and food is here, she asks me where the plates are and she serves for two, opens the fridge and gets a bottle of wine and acts as if yeye ndio women’s of my place. After eating anajituma kitchen to wash the dishes, pours more wine and gives me that look but by now I know why she’s here. I go to the bedroom and she follows me, unleashes the condoms and tells me it’s payback for what his done to her but mostly to me. With no guilt I munched the chiq for a whole one and half hour and finally she’s gotten the strength to go home; happy and smiling. When she got home she called and said thanks na akasema anapitia kesho before she goes to hospital. I have no regret whatsoever.
Assuming your hekaya is true I would advice cut ties completely with your friend plus the wife because the day any argument will arise the first thing huyo bibi atasema is “unadhani wewe pekee ndo unajua kudinyana nje, ata mimi nadinywa na rafiki yako”. Ungeuliza advice earlier Ningekuambia usikubali kutumiwa as you pawn by a woman seeking revange on a cheating husband
Why me why me lord why me…why wasn’t i this lucky with ladies…why don’t they throw themselves up on me.Some talks are lucky…
All i have is @Heke@Swansea@sludgist leaving me messages in the inbox…why me
…why me lord…
One of my girlfriends used to bitch about my friend all the time. (The guy was such a simp) Until one time I sternly told her never to talk about the guy disrespectfully again. (I mean I’ve known the guy for more than a decade and I’ve known the chic for less than a year. And I’ll be friends with the guy long after I’ve forgotten about the chic.)
Anyway, I broke up with the chic and turns out she sort of liked the guy. (Saw her messages in his phone). Anyway I’m still friends with the guy but I don’t trust him one bit, he’s a desperado who might sell out a friend for pussy. I wouldn’t be suprised if he banged her after I broke up with her.