Watoto wako half term so they will obviously be bored stiff and that’s just a day into the week long sumbua of a week that you as a parent has to come up with ways to entertain the little buggers for the next 7 days!
Factor in that hakuna mboch and you still have to go to work!
you Kenyans in Kenya have it so easy you don’t even know!
Anyhow, me and my Zulu ex wife pull all stops and we decide we have to leave Jana blank on our calendars for the sake of the kids just to give them some sense of Family holiday.
The weather being what it is at this time of the year means that there is only so many places we can take the little rascals and it’s not like we are doing it for us!..
Tukaamua kwenda into an indoor Water park .
What followed left me baffled as to whether I have a moral backbone ama I am led by my Cock!..
Tushafika hii place and we have to share a cubicle for a changing room as a family!
Akaingia na waniaju akawa- change alafu ikabaki ni yeye na Mimi as the kids excitedly ran off to the slides etc.
This is the first time I have been up close and personal with her since she took me to court but she is half naked and haki ameiva beyond my wildest memories!
There is only so much space in the cubicle so I am expecting her to ask me to give her some privacy as she gets into her bikini!
But she doesn’t!..
The Fisi in me reads this a message of “invitation”…
This woman has obviously not had Cock since me earlier this year and tuseme tu ukweli; once you have been with a woman for years, it’s easy to read them!.. kikiki…
I play the fool alafu we get to the pools and all the while ananishindilia nikajua tu huyu ako na chinda and she needs me to sort it out!
I took her deepend and when I knew it was just me and her away from an ear shot of the kids, niksmuuliza , " when are you going to come and see where I live?"
Kumuuliza tu hivi, akajidai ati " please hold me!,I think I am drowning!". …
Nikamdandia and I swear I felt a bolt of electricity go to my Cock as I felt her yellow yellow velvet skin rub against mine!
I got an instant Bonner Mara THAT!..
She obviously feels my rock hard cock rubbing against her and without hesitation and with all South African boldness she turns around akaniambia…
" We might never be good together because we fight too much, but we always had the best sex!, I miss fucking you!.."
JESO!..
long story short, tulienda kwangu after putting the kids to sleep!
Wegeje with passion mpaka saa hii!!..
It’s all good but the sadness of life is that this is the"umpteenth" time we are doing this!..
If History is anything to go by,
We shall get on for a few weeks, we will have the best sex especially every time when the kids are at school!
We will think that we are ready to tell the kids that we are a happy family once again etc!..
But! Before the new year; we will be at each other’s throats once again!..
And I will retrieve to my Mancave Again only to reappear again this time next year!
This has been the story of my “On Again, Off Again” Relationship with the mother of my two children!
When it’s good, it’s Heaven! ;
But when it’s Bad , I wish I had Never met her!
And she is the mother of my kids!.. so we are bound!
Can anyone relate to this fuckery?!..