On Monday 12th April 2021 at 11am EAT, Captain Obvious will reveal one of his other handles

This is due to public demand. I’m sure @BBIsiMuhimu will skip going to work at the muhindi’s cement warehouse to wait eagerly for this important announcement. Most of you will be refreshing your browsers furiously to ensure you don’t miss any part of this historical event. I can only compare it to The Decision by Lebron James. I could have asked @admin to make it a pay-per-view event, but I decided to have mercy on you dirty peasants. Until then, try and guess which hando I’ll be exposing. I abandoned it in 2017. If you’re sufficiently idle, go through Ktalk’s over 50,000 handles to figure out which one it could be.
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Washienzi nyinyi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTeCc8jy7FI

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Does anybody really give a fvck?

My guess is Mzee mzima. Posting it here for future reference. Though that handle is a VS.

Captain Obvious are you really okiii at the moment? you are tipping over slowly. We are often told by know it alls that it is never serious around here which I don’t subscribe to. More so when I read some of these threads.

Wewe ngoja Monday, wacha pang’ang’a mingi.

Hehehe I already know your handleS. Lakini nimewacha pang’ang’a.

You are either:

  1. over rating yourself or
  2. you have a swollen ego just about to burst.

You aren’t Jesus Christ. Climb down that high donkey you are riding.

Acha kusema ukweli saaaana, mushienzi.

Wacyber, photocopy ni ngapi?

5 bob per page

@captain obvious is the premium version of @Micymas

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@wamanyau aliendaga wapi?

Kwani nani hajui hio handle yako ya @Njamba Huthu. I’ve said it

@wamanyau = @kush yule mnono = nguluwe haina akina hakiri kabisa

Hehe

Wahanithi ni wengi humu

@captain obvious is an emasculated boy raised by a single mother. Grew up knowing women are to be worshipped and he spends most of his time orbiting around them in search for acceptance. That’s why he is pushing hashtags like #stopkillingmen to potray men as the weak gender.

If it were up to me I would have ripped his heart from his chest, tear his liver, and gouge his eyes from their sockets just to put an end to his miserable life.

Sasa wewe mjinga unaeza ongea mbele ya wanaume wengine? Si umewahi tumia conmen wa kamiti rent yako ya 6,500 ukifikiria ni coomer ya mzungu unafuata? Alafu ukapanda matatu mpaka Kitale kufuata hiyo “coomer ya mzungu?” Wewe sasa unaeza tuambia nini? Foolish pathetic loser.
https://kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/why-i-will-never-date-a-mzungu-staying-in-kenya-part1.5615/#post-78213
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/why-i-will-never-date-a-mzungu-staying-in-kenya-part2.5619/