Nyumba Kumi na Neighbor

We have this routine we have with my neighbor where we sit and have coffee/tea on the shared balcony, we live on the top floor and it is a spacious balcony and nice view. She knows I cook over the weekends as she occasionally pop in for bites and slices NB She is married.
Leo kwa balcony she asked who the lady was aliona alilala kwangu and how she looks like “wale wasichana hawawezi vumilia maisha nawe kukiumana atatembea” haki I could sense jealousy in her voice and demeanour today was a bit distant and cold. Enyewe leo amenibamba sana. Siwes gusa bibi ya mtu especially jirani.

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Kwani that married lady lives alone, where is the hubby?

OH MY GOD!

ARE. YOU. FRIENDS. WITH. EVERYBODY?

WHY?

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The mayor of Friend Zone…

So chic slept at your place?

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He works in Mombasa, bibi works in Nairobi

Kuna a vacant house kwa hiyo ploti yenu?

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hehe mbona?

Ni nyumba kumi, why not? Hujui jirani yako?

Kamua yeye

Wanna be neighbours with that lady too, naona mimi naye tutaelewana vipoa sana

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thanks for letting us know.

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For the record Gio, did you or did you not? Yaani, ulichoboza mgeni?

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Umama reloaded…

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Really???Nigga…Yaani she wants you to clean her pool na uko ukipost ii thread. Nkt nyumba kumi indeed.

Bibi ya mtu siwes gusa hata, karibu manki. @Bingi buloti imejaa bado hakuna mtu amemove out @upepo hehe hekaya itakuja

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Were it not for the fact that wewe ni chairman wa FZM,I would really envy ya life. Honestly. @Gio

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tuwekee hekaya ya marination kwanza bana

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Gio tupa picha za io mfupa ulikamua pale telegram ya anko.

another herbivore…

Be very afraid, very very afraid