NO Admission, STAFF Only. Wacheni Kula Hotelini

[Ndindu]

Cooks hujipanguza jasho, hujikuna mitaro ya matako, hutoa gole puani na kisha hupindua chapati zenu mnazizipenda kutumia mikono hiyo hiyo bila hata kuinawa.

[Yugni]

This is somewhat true, unfortunately.

The only way to avoid is by preparing food yourself, or only eating at high end restaurants which are subjected to daily inspection (very few in KE).

Luckily, the human stomach is very resilient and adaptive. This is why @Straw_man can eat street mutura and mahindi handled by bacteria-ridden hands without experiencing stomach upset.

@Josto_Bwaku’s stomach has also become immune to minyoo due to decades of consuming bacteria.

[Straw_man]

@Yugni

…y preparing food yourself, or only eating at high end restaurants which are subjected to daily inspection (very few in KE).
Luckily, the human stomach is very resilient and adaptive. This is why @Straw_man can eat street mutura and mahindi handled by bacteria-ridden hands without experiencing stomach upset.
@Josto_Bwaku’s stomach has also become immune to minyoo due to decades of consuming bacteria.

I can’t eat anything prepared by you. I can’t stand that smell, you know it.

[Yugni]

@Straw_man

…jected to daily inspection (very few in KE).
Luckily, the human stomach is very resilient and adaptive. This is why @Straw_man can eat street mutura and mahindi handled by bacteria-ridden hands without experiencing stomach upset.
@Josto_Bwaku’s stomach has also become immune to minyoo due to decades of consuming bacteria.

I can’t eat anything prepared by you. I can’t stand that smell, you know it.

And who said Wuod Ugenya is a chef for muratina lovers? That is the work of your wife Mrs. @Josto_Bwaku The welder from Migingo.

Wuod Ugenya is too busy running Africa to cook for a Zinjathropus Boisei.

[Straw_man]

@Yugni

…xperiencing stomach upset.
@Josto_Bwaku’s stomach has also become immune to minyoo due to decades of consuming bacteria.
I can’t eat anything prepared by you. I can’t stand that smell, you know it.

And who said Wuod Ugenya is a chef for muratina lovers? That is the work of your wife Mrs. @Josto_Bwaku The welder from Migingo.
Wuod Ugenya is too busy running Africa to cook for a Zinjathropus Boisei.

Running Africa from the bottom of a leaking canoe while hanging out you black arse to defecate in the same lake you are fishing from? Fucking idler.

[Ndindu]

Kitu ingine ni FOOD Recycling.

With the current state of the economy, expet kukula MABAKI

[RodyKonki]

@Ndindu

Cooks hujipanguza jasho, hujikuna mitaro ya matako, hutoa gole puani na kisha hupindua chapati zenu mnazizipenda kutumia mikono hiyo hiyo bila hata kuinawa.

Hoteli pia ni kuletewa, your great grandy alikuwa anajua kupika?

[cortedivoire]

@Yugni

somewhat true,

Food poisoning can happen anywhere. Wewe play your part and always wash your hands before eating.
Hata Kwa nyumba. Pipi ana kunia anapanguza matako anabaki na meffi Kwa makucha. What do you expect.
Other random cases ni unapatia makanga, simu aweke number na asubuhi alifinger pipi matako na hakuosha mkono ama Unafinya button ya lift, ama ukifungua mlango ya choo, ama ukishika stair rails, hizi example zote unapata the last person alishika hapo ni elder Ako na tape worms anashida aki anajikuna matako. What do you expect?
Kulamba matako lanye imefanya Nika hara mara mingi but si wachi

[bra_bra_cupship]

@cortedivoire

…u expect.
Other random cases ni unapatia makanga, simu aweke number na asubuhi alifinger pipi matako na hakuosha mkono ama Unafinya button ya lift, ama ukifungua mlango ya choo, ama ukishika stair rails, hizi example zote unapata the last person alishika hapo ni elder Ako na tape worms anashida aki anajikuna matako. What do you expect?
Kulamba matako lanye imefanya Nika hara mara mingi but si wachi

Kitu mbaya ni zile njugu kaanga zimedondolewa ukule kwa safari. Itabidi ujipange kama safari ndefu.

I don’t know walikua wameguza nini wakidondoa, I learnt the hard way. Massive diarrhoea

[Ndindu]

@bra_bra_cupship

… stair rails, hizi example zote unapata the last person alishika hapo ni elder Ako na tape worms anashida aki anajikuna matako. What do you expect?
Kulamba matako lanye imefanya Nika hara mara mingi but si wachi

Kitu mbaya ni zile njugu kaanga zimedondolewa ukule kwa safari. Itabidi ujipange kama safari ndefu.
I don’t know walikua wameguza nini wakidondoa, I learnt the hard way. Massive diarrhoea

Hata Mahindi choma za mtaa ni uchafu mtupu. Jamaa anaenda kukojoa anashika Msedes then 1 minute later anageuza mahindi na huo mkono bila kunawa

[Mkenya_Halisi]

@cortedivoire

…u expect.
Other random cases ni unapatia makanga, simu aweke number na asubuhi alifinger pipi matako na hakuosha mkono ama Unafinya button ya lift, ama ukifungua mlango ya choo, ama ukishika stair rails, hizi example zote unapata the last person alishika hapo ni elder Ako na tape worms anashida aki anajikuna matako. What do you expect?
Kulamba matako lanye imefanya Nika hara mara mingi but si wachi

Out of interest, why do you have such strong interest in feacal matter? Mi huona unapenda meffi sana which is a first

[Maize_Combuster]

Can the so-called bacteria survive the heat? Kuumwa tumbo is a sign of being geh. Tumbo ya mwanaume kamili inafaa kusiaga hata kokoto.

[cortedivoire]

@Mkenya_Halisi

strong interest in feacal matter

Wacha nikupee PhD thesis.

Meffi is something Kila mtu anakunia but is ashamed to speak about. It’s just a biological waste produced by every animal.
Depending on what you eat, it will affect the smell of the farts and meffi. The smellier the fart means you are in the last stages to serious diarrhea.

Scientists say women have more smelly and produce more floaters than men. The best way to flush a floater is using hot water.
If Floater Iki kataa kuflush, kata na kisu into small pieces, mwaga Omo, soak for one hour then mwaga maji moto alafu flush tena.

Majority wanatumia tissue kujipanguza matako after kukunia but Kuna a small percentage wale wanajipanguza na maji, mchanga, sukuma wiki, pumpkin leaves, mshakwe, leso, etc. Pia Kuna elders Wana jifinger after wamekunia alafu wana andika Kwa ukuta e.g. Nubia was here, 15 November 2025. Nilidinya pipi ya Wasika mkia bila lube

Meffi ya human ni edible but inataste Kali kama pilipili. Ukitaka unaweza paka kwa bread kama BB. Usilale njaa na uko na chakula Kwa matako.

Meffi ikiferment inanuka. That is the reason sewage Ina nuka. Unaweza test ukunie Kwa box uweke hio meffi for 2 weeks. Nyumba yako yote ita nuka mnyambo ya mayai for one week after umetupa hio fermented meffi.

Meffi unaweza tumia kama lube. Kama unaIngia Dem mkia alafu anze kuhara. Unapata unapenya very smooth. Shida ni meffi ikipata friction inakua liquid unachafua bed hivo tu.Do it ukijua utaosha Kila kitu Hadi mattress after umedinyana.

Meffi is not a bad thing is just body waste. Juu ya hii story enda ukunie

[Yuletapeli]

Kuna day nimeemda rongai.. nkaingia hoteli tu safi… nka order soda juu kulikuwa na joto na milikjwa nategea msee. After kumumunya ikaisha. Nka uliza gents ziko kipande gani. Nkaambiwa pale nyuma.. nkajivuta hivo.. hapo tu nyuma…

Hio place ilikuwa inakaa takataka.. choo zenyewe chafu na zenye giza.. uchafu ile mbaya. Nkajiambia heri hivo siku order food.

Hoteli safi but place wanapikia ni kwa dustbin..

[Mkenya_Halisi]

@cortedivoire

…ks. Nyumba yako yote ita nuka mnyambo ya mayai for one week after umetupa hio fermented meffi.
Meffi unaweza tumia kama lube. Kama unaIngia Dem mkia alafu anze kuhara. Unapata unapenya very smooth. Shida ni meffi ikipata friction inakua liquid unachafua bed hivo tu.Do it ukijua utaosha Kila kitu Hadi mattress after umedinyana.
Meffi is not a bad thing is just body waste. Juu ya hii story enda ukunie

Codivoa wewe ni mental case I swear. Yaani umenipea pros and cons. E coli professori himselefu

[lukka]

@cortedivoire

Kulamba matako lanye imefanya Nika hara mara mingi but si wachi

Ulianza vizuri lakini hapa ukaenda haywire

[lukka]

@cortedivoire

mwaga maji moto alafu flush tena.

Nimefika hapa.
Apana mwaga maji moto kwa porcelain. Uta weakean alafu sikumoja ukikalia itavunjika ikukate femoral artery ukufe