Niliwahi shika millioni mbili

My 1st job

It’s a decade n so ago wen I got my 1st job thru referral .

I was told “rucio uroke Thika town , ucemanie na nyina wa coro akwadekithie kambuni ya mahoa” , my uncle told me coz nimelelewa kwa extended family …

Hiyo usiku sikukalala , niliamka mara nne , saa tano, saa tano unusu , saa sita , na saa kumi ambapo sikurudi usingizi Tena , Kwanza 1st day .

My biggest problem hata sio kazi Kama mavazi . Sikuwa na nguo poa Ni ile Jeans ya hawker huuzwa one fefutee (150/=) , ka tisho ka Soo , but kiatu Ni Reebok Fulani ilikuwa inacheka ((((poverty Ni mbaya))))), from home to Thika town Ni 20km n was used to walking so nikatoka home 6a.m nikafika place huitwa munene , karibu na Thika high kitu 7.30 hivi tired coz I came jogging …

Nikasimama kando ya Barbara nikingoja yule masaa aniconnect pale Wilmar flowers , niwe bazuu nipate pesa ya kulipa jam session ya simple Simon na black supremacy pale Cascades (kedoo ndo ilikuwa nikname) …

Mathee akafika kitu 8:40a.m hivi akanishow nimufuate … she was a friendly lady with good heart …

Kumbe hatuendi Wilmar … Tunaenda to a certain godown karibu na the flower package export company …

Kuingia pale kwa godown nikarealize we were only two employees , me n another old lady…

The room was full of boxes with so many flowers that needed to be sorted out by removing unwanted petals n stuff n leaves …

There was an old lady there called sosh and I was to help her then do the packaging in some funny looking big boxes ziko na mashimo … This job ulikuwa unachoka mgongo Kama ghasia , packing was not so difficult I would pack at least 12 boxes in a day … Jioni coro (mama coro’s son) would come with a pickup loaded with other boxes , we would pack them carefully kwa pickup n off he would go to the airport , how they did it sijui but hizo maua zilikuwa zinaenda ngambo…

That was day 1, day 2 , wacoro joined us tukiwa na sosh in preparing the new bunches delivered by coro before he picked the prepared ones … Kuchoka nayo , btw we hadn’t negotiated my salary but in my head all I thought of was how to buy a new shoe…

Jioni coro came , picked up the flowers n dropped a new bunch . From their conversation I realised this flowers would be picked from Farmers in Embu n mwea , who would later be paid after payment was sent , coro would pick the cash n it would be distributed to the farmers depending on the quantity each had delivered to coro …

Day 3 jioni , coro came with a brown envelope ile kubwa , it was accounts time n I been the youngest was given the envelope to count the cash if it amounted to 2 million kshs… Woiiiiiiiu sema kutetemeka , that was money I hadn’t seen , zilikuwa noti za 500 na 1000 , wacha nihesabu kufika 100,000 I lost count sijui nilikuwa nahesabu Nini ,

“Kwani unatetemeka machaa” coro asked …

I pretended m counting n confirmed Ni 2 million Bob …next kulikuwa na over 50 envelopes , Kila envelope naandika jina ya mkulima n an allocated sum counted by coro naweka ndani …

Nilikuwa Tu nachukua naweka waaaah, nachukua naweka waaaah, Hadi tukamaliza , I realised kwa meza imebaki 400,000/= after kutoa expenses , ikafika nikulipwa pale kwa kitabu nikaona wameongeza anatha expense

Machaa salary = 3days * 150/= = 450/=

Gff nikapewa kshs 450 … Alafu nikaongezwa 100 for working over time …

Mungu anakuona coro , next day sikurudi nilienda mukereti Thika nikanunua ile safari boot fake huitwa Savana to remember mateso ya maua… That’s how I resigned from my 1st job …sikungoja kuteswa na home Kuna chakula na shamba naweza Lima hoho na Dania

Ningesoma lakini tarayi Niko tingz, hii Xmas imeanza mapema. Merry Xmas Kiyana.

Kweli wewe Macharia umeteseka Kwa hii maisha. Mungu tu akusaidie uomoke

This is called Kenyatalk and not Kikuyutalk for a reason. Ukiandika kwa Kikuyu lazima uambatanishe na tafsiri yake. koko

Makosaaa! Ungetegea another day ya kufanya counting kisha uingie Arabuko Sokoke forest.

Happy holidays

M born again sir

You can always repent.

Hahahaha

Peasant detected

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Wakati God atakubless never look down upon oher human beings. This was a lesson for you

You could have waited another payday na uwaoshe.50 K unasunda ndani ya boxxer during counting

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Hata peasant ni wanadamu. They breath, shit, fuck the same way as birrionaires. This fake classism ya ktalk really suck.

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