When Sonko tries to do something about the muggings in Nairobi, all manner of two-brained cell sloths crawl from the wood-work to shout, “we need more sustainable soultions, not PR stunts”. Forgetting of course that just two days prior they were blaming the problem on the same Sonko despite the fact that security matters are the domain of the county commissioner.
When Alfred Mutua constructs a good road in a record 30 days, the same sloths come out to shout 'PR! That road will be kaput in three months flat". Forgetting they said the same about the Yatta-Machakos road four years ago, in-between complaining how long the Chinese are taking to do Outer-Ring Road. And Mutua’s road is still in very good condition.
When an anonymous - ANONYMOUS - blogger says that there are rapes at KNH, stupid niggas go into an orgasmic frenzy of accusations and counter-accusations, asking for resignations and public executions. Forgetting of course that we live in an age of fake news and suspending believe that no sane doctor can rape random mathas at Kenyatta simply because logistics do not allow and about 20 per cent are HIV+.
When Uhuruto introduces ‘free’ day secondary schooling, these insufferable two-brain celled whiners say that is not enough and then inextricably fail to have their children report to school to take advantage of even that basic offer! Next you hear them saying how marginalised they are, and how TWO tribes are taking over everything (for the record, the Embu, Meru, Tharaka, Mbeere and Gikuyu, totalling to about 35% of the population are all classified as DIFFERENT tribes, but don’t let little facts get on the way. Just group them together and call them Gikuyu to justify the ‘two tribe’ nonsense).
The same sloths will talk breathlessly about ‘electoral justice’ and ‘inclusivity’ as if having Raila in gavament is the epitome of justice. Just how one person’s inclusion in the gravy train translates into justice and inclusivity is lost to most.
I could go and on and on and on ad nauseum.
I have said it and I will say it until I am buried that there seems to be something wrong with the African’s basic wiring. The vast majority seem totally incapable of logical thought. The concepts of cause-and-effect seem totaly alien to them. Only about 1-2% seem to know what anyhing is all about.
Which is why the average Kenyan African will get 6 children, and then expect ‘serikali’ to feed, offer healthcare, sanitary pads, employment, and - when the rains fail twice - food to them all. This is in addition to offering all the other services - infrastructure, security, etc - that other NORMAL country gavaments offer. And then blame Uhuru, the Asians, colonialism, Jomo Kenyatta, whoever for their misery.
WHERE ELSE IN THE FERKING WORLD DOES THIS SHIT HAPPEN?
Where else will neibas wake up one day and start cutting each other up AND THEN blame politicians for inciting them? Belgium, Denmark? Kwani politicians carry your brains for you?
Where else will people speed on the roads in ramshackle rust-buckets tied together with ropes and then stand there BEWILDERED when the darn things fall apart at 100km/hour killing everybody on-board/ Cause-and-effect anyone?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggh! I should have been born a Malaysian, small d*ck and all.