Scythe
October 28, 2025, 9:00am
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Residence - Majengo, Nyeri
Hobby - drinking frothy Senator keg with Wambui the local honeypot while dancing to naughty mugithi and exchanging expletives
Occupation - putting people to ‘sleep’ by way of asphyxiation for the ultimate chance to ransack their pockets
Favourite colour - brown (meno, stolen bank notes, colour of clothes after a night out and the first thing he sees after waking up in a ‘dish’, Wambui’s thighs and discoloured panties)
Hint: he shares the same pet name with his wife - Eunice
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Unlike other people, I’m categorical about not being a Kikuyu. And I’m very sensitive about being associated with Jomo’s people.
This poor fool probably passed out after singing the Kikuyu anthem + 5 litres of muratina.
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This earth is ruthless to humans who can’t control theis desires, lack the mental capacity and you will be dealing with one shit show after the other.
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Scythe:
…cupation - putting people to ‘sleep’ by way of asphyxiation for the ultimate chance to ransack their pockets
@Yugni , njoo utegue kitendawili …
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Jack_Black:
Unlike other people, I’m categorical about not being a Kikuyu. And I’m very sensitive about being associated with Jomo’s people.
This poor fool probably passed out after singing the Kikuyu anthem + 5 litres of muratina.
Very dangerous when it rains. I lost a teacher just like that.
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Simiyu22:
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Jack_Black:
Unlike other people, I’m categorical about not being a Kikuyu. And I’m very sensitive about being associated with Jomo’s people.
Very dangerous when it rains. I lost a teacher just like that.
Well.. at least he died doing what he loved.
You should know when to stop especially when not well fed.
