MY NEW 18YR OLD CATCH ! EBRUFICATION!

Taking risk as this might doxx me :green_emoji: :green_emoji: so i cold approach this gal (on IG)…initially i wanted her best friend (ameiva ta sere)…who never replied to my over 200 msgs :green_emoji: just kidding but zilikuwa kama tatu bila reply . So after sikupata feedback…i hit on her best friend (huyu)…who after afew days replys to my DM… marination hapa na pale dem akaingia box ndakas…afew chats hapa pale napata dem ame turn 18rys on May this year…afew chit chats bitch ananishow ameshabwa only two times in her life time… nikajua hapa ni ma low mileage ajab…mimi kama nani…set up a date…napeleka dem place hajawai fika in her life time…amenikufia day one elders…place is posh as fuck…day one i act as a GENTLEMAN sikuitisha mali… akanikufia zaidi.. same week we set up a second date on which i made it clear that i have to SPLIT HER CAMELETOE … and sure as hell she was in 100%…long story short…we tested ukedi…mkojo for bacterial infection na chlamydia test and all came back negative nikajua hapa itakuwa waste kama hatukulani ngosko…nilala nikirarua hii ngeus kama mara finje… one of the tightest pudesh i have demolished…kunjoti nayo ilikuwa nje elders…siwezi risk hiyo shit… i might keep this one for afew months before i puke her out kama Jonah alipotapikwa nje na Papa. Umbwa najua mtasema mzoga ni ya umbwa but fuck all of you :green_emoji: next nalete ngotha green





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Safi kaka .hekaya with evidence. no empty talk like many villagers here..

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Hehe mkuu hizi sexcapades zako hunibamba sana, I don’t mind these starved looking creatures but I lean towards the ‘little meat on the bones’ type, kwa age umegonga ndipo but also cleanse my pallet & mix with different age groups as long as you’re above av to fine. I’ve been seeing a very serious lady, very sweet for some time now sitaki umiza yeye but najijua tu. I’m now looking for a small nice mancave/condo then fully furnish it, separate line & phone no. that’s where I will be having my ‘blowing off steam sessions’…diffrent worlds. Since she’s always at my place & I’m too lazy to ‘clean up’ after crime. I settled on this after watching that character Ray Donavan, jamaa alikuwa anaishi vizuri.

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Nitafute tushikanie ka bed shitter kakuwe ka slaughter house ketu… @Gaines has been asking me to get a permanent slaughter house but nikipiga hesabu zangu am better off kunyaka Airbnb but tukishikania a single bedsitter i might be in…tunyake ya 10k monthly that will be 5k each na najua accommodation iko sorted

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This proves you are a old senile fart

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It’s not a must you yap your miraa stained mouth on every thread calabash cleaner . When do you work ?
Time Mma GIF by UFC

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This guy is President of the United States of Africa

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Mtingiza… naona umejinyakulia ka ngokos. Ushakajenga contract.. ya miezi ngapi

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How much was this Ruiru Airbnb? How many days did you pay and roughly how many sessions do you do in say a month.

Hadi senye ikose grip then am out :green_emoji:

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Hehe mtoto wa mtu ako on loan for half a season on a ‘performance based’ contract.

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… hio size huwa kwa ofe kwangu kwa wingi.

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Hahahaha elder umejuaje ni hapo Kamakis? Laaniwa ghaseer umbwa takataka

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Let’s just say I’ve ‘been around’ hehe…sasa twende hesabu…

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Sawa mkuu nimekubali…tunyake moja twende 50/50

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I’m trying to do the math hujajibu swali hapo juu on frequency

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Like once a week bro tukipangana poa me niko flexible ukidai keja then najipa shughuli

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Like hii nyake nimekwachu keja hapo CBD 4star hotel na 2700 bob…ukipiga hesabu ni better kushika permanent BnB

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@Gaines kipii..