My brother's ''DF bae'"

It was 8 years ago. When i n my bro stayed with my paros but slept in diffrent bedrooms. It was a big house, Ma paros were upstairs and us downstairs

So My bro had a GF who he used to DF every weekend. One rainy friday night, Me Nilikua broke so i decided to stay indoors but i called my bro then aka sema ako out with his chick.

Around midnight, my bro called me nimfungulie gate. Kufika i find my bro drunk AF but ako alone so nikamshow wapi dem akanishow alimwacha kwa bar but anakam. So tukaenda kudoze. After 1 hr, dem akakam, nilimsikia coz our rooms were next to each other.

Nilidoze then around 3am. Nikasikia commotion. Nilijua ni bro na nzima but i didnt intervene coz this aint the first time dem ame cause fracas. After like 10mins bro akakam kwa room ya mine then aka nishow atidem ame kua noma. Hawezi.

I went with him to his room. Napata dem na pasi ameconnect kwa stima. Imekua moto. I just went hulk and attacked the hand she was holding the hot iron. After a struggle akawacha hiyo pasi. I disconnected the shit.

The bitcch started attacking my bro again. I grabbed her and threw her to the bed. Suddenly she woke up n left the room. My bro shouted ‘‘fuck ameenda kitchen’’. Kumfuata i find her looking at a drawer where we keep knivies. Hata sikungoja I grabbed her hands then her throat nikamshow tulia ama unaishia saa hii. Then she resisted alittle

I grabbed her throat and dragged her to the front door. Then that bitcch started screaming. My dad woke up. Came down stairs and found me and the bitch struggling. Then asked me whats happening. I explained all the shitt she had done. Out of no where the bitch ana sema ati ako na ball na bro amekataa ni yake.

I just left the scene feeling maybe i took the wrong side coz of blood relations. At the time it was 5am. I went to sleep. Leaving my bro, dad n mother to be hapo sito.

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Part 2 homie! Si tafathali. P. S was waiting for the part you dfed ya bruhs bae.

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Si una parents wazuri. I never brought a chick for a sleep over in my dad’s house because I knew the consequences.

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Endelea na Hekaya

Huyo dem ako na ujinga anataka kuua baba mtoto alafu mtoto awe yatima

All this entire time I was waiting to read the part where you are ferking your bro’s chick only for you to disappoint

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With the kind of questions he asks here una expect the dad to worry about chips fungaz he letaz diggs. Prolly even b4 havin sex with the chippo he asks dad to vote whether he wants to watch his son have sex with clande while he watches n wanks to it. Dad prolly votes Yes with a thumbs up

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me n bro are the only sons my dad got. My dad is a true traditionalist where no property of his will end up on his daughters husbandss. He wants a grand son between me n bro who will continue the blood.

@cortedivoire and @old monk … strange that this seems only to happen to people we know or relatives … and not to Talkers

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Alikua anatakill tu anko ya mtoi

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Unawacha dame yako kwa pub midnight then at one unamfungulia mlango. Call me a traditionalist lakini hapo sielewo.

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Why you nah let her do the ironING
?

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Suddenly she woke up n left the room. .

For a moment there, i thought she was sleep ironing:D

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Nice hekaya. Drama queens are the reason a man drinks daily.

exactly o_Oo_O:eek:

Dame alifunguliwa mlango na nani?:(:(:frowning:

Yani dem anakam kuleta drama kwa nyumba ya peroz na wako upstairs? kwani amekosa adabu aje huyo? two hot slaps and a sweep karekee nkt!!

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anticlimax bullcrap

Pole sana. Your father is something else I see.