Information reaching us is that @Mundu Mulosi has gone missing.His wife Abscondita Mulosi recorded a statement at Khwisero police station.She said that he had left to Nairobi to buy some posho mill lubricant last weekend.He was last seen with a moody @Deorro taking tea in kawangware…
More to follow…
Just in…
Posho mill lubricant found abandoned in Karura forest.
Police are not ruling anything out.
His bicycle was spotted at shimalavandu shopping center. He is suspected to be chasing the threshold with the late matendechere’s mshere, after arriving sooner than expected from his Nairobi trip.
News reaching us say that @Mundu Mulosi was seen along Luthuli Ave. near the infamous New Aden accompanied by an unidentified female…keep it here for more details
Mulosi missing…what we know
The unidentified female is said to be an expert in Ndege cumshot styles.
Confirmed last message sent to wife, “weka maji ya ugali nakuja”
Police have so far retrieved an abandoned hair style, when reached for comment, his wife said “Hio ni pox yake, alikuwa anachinyoa mwenyewe na kioo tatu”…
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
ile mihadarati iko hapa…
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An eye witness or should i say ear witness is said to have heard of loud groans and moans presumably
from pleasure from an unknown man in the room mundu is suspected to have entered with the said woman, " eeee, eeee, ntakukupako shares za posho mill tata yangu"
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4 things you didn’t know about Mulosi
- He’s a bean counter at a local njoguini hotel
- He used to work for a certain kalasinga before he quit
- He took up job at klist as posho mill business was slow
- He has one gonad
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Happening Now:
UOTP generals led by @Abba having an impromptu briefing at UOTP HQ
nwasa to address press conference at 930 on why TeePee should be investigated over his disappearance…
Napita tu,mbona hii bukusu of all the mods?
Some will not notice what you’ve done @Black Templar kuja kidogo.
No ma mwi wana muingi :D:D:D
news reaching us this morning, the woman has been found but barely conscious…she is just wailing and shouting “uuuuuwiiiiii sheas sangu sa kisiaki”
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Reporting from UOTP headquaters : mkutano wa dharura was held on how we can fix temporarily the problem of the poshomill breakdown because of lack of lubricant oil and we decided that his cousin @uwesmake to offer his precious nduthi oil (Aramisi) to oil the poshomill pulleys.
@uwesmake offered his personal lubricant oil as a sign of solidarity with his disappeared cousin.This will help villagers not to starve for lack of unga ya Ukari(since that is their staple meal) as the police are looking for his whereabouts/hideouts/escapades . More to follow from the headquarters. cc @Eng’iti @Some Say what are the wild animals saying about the incident? get a brief from kenya wildlife service
An unidentified body with only one testicle found. Sacrificial juju not being ruled out.