Most Kenyan tribes are pathetic in culinary skills

[ChifuMbitika]

-Jaruos only know how to cook fish and kuon
-Baruhyas only know how to cook boiled chicken and murenda
-Kikuyus only know how to cook mukimo and steamed potatoes
-Kambas only know how to cook muthokoi

• Maasai don’t even know how to cook
  The only tribes that can cook a wide variety of dishes and make mouth-watering meals are the coastal tribes. The rest are useless.

[slevyn]

:D:Dsadly true…

[Homo_erectus]

@ChifuMbitika

-Jaruos only know how to cook fish and kuon
-Baruhyas only know how to cook boiled chicken and murenda
-Kikuyus only know how to cook mukimo and steamed potatoes
-Kambas only know how to cook muthokoi

• Maasai don’t even know how to cook
  The only tribes that can cook a wide variety of dishes and make mouth-watering meals are the coastal tribes. The rest are useless.

Wacha hizi stupid stereotypes. I am kikuyu and eat ugali, rice, mukimo, githeri etc every week. These are accompanied by beef stew, tilapia, nyama choma mbuzi, kienyeji chicken, or maziwa mala. Na sukuma wiki/spinach/terere/managu. Mornings I alternate eggs and sausages each day accompanied by ngwaci or nduma and tea or coffee. And all those foods are cooked very well.

[slevyn]

@Homo erectus

Wacha hizi stupid stereotypes. I am kikuyu and eat ugali, rice, mukimo, githeri etc every week. These are accompanied by beef stew, tilapia, nyama choma mbuzi, kienyeji chicken, or maziwa mala. Na sukuma wiki/spinach/terere/managu. Mornings I alternate eggs and sausages each day accompanied by ngwaci or nduma and tea or coffee. And all those foods are cooked very well.

The point I think he is making is our food options are lazy…

[Shiesty]

We are sorry shifu from now henceforth we shall cook like the eye-talians.

[Kamjesh]

@ChifuMbitika

-Jaruos only know how to cook fish and kuon
-Baruhyas only know how to cook boiled chicken and murenda
-Kikuyus only know how to cook mukimo and steamed potatoes
-Kambas only know how to cook muthokoi

• Maasai don’t even know how to cook
  The only tribes that can cook a wide variety of dishes and make mouth-watering meals are the coastal tribes. The rest are useless.

I know how to cook Indomie, tea, porridge and a wide variety of dishes. Maybe am from coast? Ama?
Let me check with my parents. I had always suspected something. It cannot be a coincidence!

[Motokubwa]

@Homo erectus

Wacha hizi stupid stereotypes. I am kikuyu and eat ugali, rice, mukimo, githeri etc every week. These are accompanied by beef stew, tilapia, nyama choma mbuzi, kienyeji chicken, or maziwa mala. Na sukuma wiki/spinach/terere/managu. Mornings I alternate eggs and sausages each day accompanied by ngwaci or nduma and tea or coffee. And all those foods are cooked very well.

Assmio unataka tufanye nini sasa?

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

soomalis don’t even know what food is.

[applebee100]

Kenyans aren’t foodies for the most part. People are too poor to invent new cuisines so they stick to the shitty food they’ve known all their lives.

[Enhe]

Kuku ya Western ni top notch kitu ni soft na tasty kuliko hizi hoteli kubwa

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

kalenjins can only boil milk.

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

@applebee100

Kenyans aren’t foodies for the most part. People are too poor to invent new cuisines so they stick to the shitty food they’ve known all their lives.

it’s not that. the main focus in kenya is sustenance not how the food tickles your taste buds.

kula kiugali kia brown na ching’eni as a case in point.

[ChifuMbitika]

@Homo erectus

Wacha hizi stupid stereotypes. I am kikuyu and eat ugali, rice, mukimo, githeri etc every week. These are accompanied by beef stew, tilapia, nyama choma mbuzi, kienyeji chicken, or maziwa mala. Na sukuma wiki/spinach/terere/managu. Mornings I alternate eggs and sausages each day accompanied by ngwaci or nduma and tea or coffee. And all those foods are cooked very well.

Is your wife a mugikuyu?

[Mwax]

@ChifuMbitika

boiled chicken

I like it, its Halal

[ChifuMbitika]

@Mwax

I like it, its Halal

Sits pretty well with green vegetables and well prepared ugali

[fishmonger]

Nothing irks like the regular Kenyan events buffet launch where people pick almost all the shoddy types of foods available and heaps it on a single plate. chapo, white rice, pilau, mukimo, meat stew, njahi, etc.

[slevyn]

@dingoo_wa_ingoo

soomalis don’t even know what food is.

:D:D

[Some_Say]

@dingoo_wa_ingoo

soomalis don’t even know what food is.

Low blow mbelow the mbeot :D:D:D:D @MAN FROM HAGEISA kuya faster

[Longpole]

@fishmonger

Nothing irks like the regular Kenyan events buffet launch where people pick almost all the shoddy types of foods available and heaps it on a single plate. chapo, white rice, pilau, mukimo, meat stew, njahi, etc.

I have this habit in buffets of not mixing too much of my foods, so I’ll pick my múkimo, a bit of rice and stew and beef fry, or chicken. If I feel full and need some fruits I will go back for some. How on earth do you put watermelon, pineapple on hot food. Unapata mtu trying to fish a piece of banana out of the stew. Wacha waseme ni mlafi but I am not eating pre heated watermelon.

[Longpole]

Cross the boarder and I think Ugandan have a really good cuisine. I mean have you had genuine homemade luwombo or matoke. These people will slave for hours in the kitchen to present something unbelievably tasty. And yes they eat grasshoppers but we can overlook that