@Jack_Black is playing hard to get 
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Lol, crash the car. What the fuck?
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And stop screaming like a woman.
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You’re playing hard to get. Ni venye hakuekelea pesa kwanza. Shida ni pesa
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I see. So that’s why he wants the driver to test the SRS airbag system and break his arms?
Survival Method 2:
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He was enjoying the strangulation. This one obviously thrives on BDSM. Wakale na vita wako on the same wavelength. @Jack_Black tetea huyu dere for once.
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Kales only act brave when singing circumcision songs to go burn old women in churches or when government police are flanking them
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How did this end?
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Huyu dere ni fala. An alert driver would simply hit the emergency brakes when he is in the middle of shifting to the other seat and send him flying through the windscreen.
And then you simply run him down. Wear strong glasses to prevent damage to your eyes.
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Survival method 3: Trust the mighty seatbelt.
Stewpit desert monkey.
Emergency braking will do the trick: send him lurching forward in time to connect your elbow to his nose. Dig your elbow again hard into his stomach before you bail out to call the cops. If he accidentally flies out through the windshield it’s OK, but don’t run over the SOB, they’ll jail you for murder.
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Well, a man who has tried to kill you once will eventually try it again. Why take the risk?
To preserve your freedom; nothing is more precious than that. Punish the bastard but don’t go to jail for it, esp. on foreign soil. Here the evidence is clear, the attacker will spend years behind bars and pay hefty damages. You have time to vanish in the meantime.
Except when his teeth come digging the back of your head at 347kmph…
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The car wasn’t moving that fast. Besides, you brake with intent, not by chance. He can’t fall on the driver directly because the seat is in the way.
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Why would I go to jail in a foreign country, when I need to have written approval of immediate self-deportation before leaving my house? I don’t care about staying in wherever-it-is.. the sand kingdoms, some jungle, tall building town etc.
If I don’t send him flying into the open road, a sufficient impact from the headrest to his face from the e-brake should break his nose and possibly teeth.
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Killing a person is always complicated. You don’t make the laws there, so you need to take care of yourself away from home. Never assume you’ll always be treated fairly.
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Hivi ndio watu hushindwa probox hufikaje juu ya mti ama roof ya nyumba… once things go wrong, there’s no limit to how wrong they always can go.
Refer to above response.
Hapa natumia meno na kuuma mikono yake like a rabid dog.
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If you attack me from behind, I assume the intention is to end my life. Why should I die, when you can also die? I like being alive, so you’d better like being dead.
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