Mid-year resolutions

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I failed at my new-year resolutions but here’s a chance to recalibrate.

My mid-year resolutions:

  1. Start working out
  2. Quit weed
  3. Quit hookers
  4. Quit masturbation
  5. Quit cruising
  6. Be happier
  7. Network with important people
  8. dwell on the positive
  9. Be neater
  10. Read more
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As a seasoned attention-whore myself, I gotta share something very important with you.

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I happen to be a narcissist who can’t help it. But I take great joy in knowing that you’ve been reading my posts, though the caps lock and bold were unnecessary. Now kindly move along.

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You mean gay hookers?

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Nice Confession

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Get your silly self saved and a good momo of a wife then you’ll be happy