Now back in 2005 I was living in Githurai 45 with my folks and was working for an organization along Jogoo road, so I normally used the train to commute from home to work, there was this hot chick (read wife) who was also a regular commuter who I was irresistibly drawn to. A man can try and should try, so I started vibing her pole pole, off-course with me paying for the train rides and she also started feeling me kiplani but would not come for a sleepover at our place. One Saturday afternoon, I devised this plan and took her to Thika- Blue post hotel and we a good time, kufika jioni we relocated to Bananas (former Kengeles ya Thika road), we continued drinking and as the night progressed I thought that I was definitely going to get lucky. But as the night progressed no matter how I begged she would not hear any of my plans of going home with me. At around 4 or 4.30 am club ikafungwa and so we had to leave but then it was still too early for her to go home so we boarded a ma3 headed to KU. When we got to homeland ma3 ikasimama, ulevi ikwatambia tushuke. So we alighted at homeland and the place was also kind of empty but the counter was still open. So we sat down and ordered for 2 beers, I swear I don,t know what happened coz when I woke up it was about 7 am very confused with my kachick asleep next to me. I had a hard time waking her but when she did we found that our phones and wallets were gone.
Up to this day if mama hoards the goods, I remind her of that day when we were robbed coz of her stinginess.
Mchele Episode 2
When I look back I think 2005 was not a good year for me and pombe, I remember very well that it was a Friday evening after end month coz I was loaded. I decided to Kamata a few beers kwa local as I shot pool coz I did not feel like going out… to be continued
@kush yule mnono there is part 1 of the hekaya you requested