Jana niko Kejani and i realise that i am running out of every basic necessity juu i hate going shopping and always put it off until i am desperate.
The last straw for me ni kukosa shower gel,toothpaste,tissue and washing up liquid - then i know i have to go to the supermarket!..
Hii hekaya ni juu ya mdinyano so let me get down to it!..
I waited mpaka late in the evening when i knew there would be least amount of people in the supermarkets so less ques.
What i didn`t anticipate was that among the few people in the supermarket at that hour on a Sunday afternoon was a Bootylicious Black Queen strutting her Massive booty between the isles wearing a figure hugging pair of jeans that really did justice to her well endowned Ass. I am talking An Onion shaped Booty that is Quietly screaming out for attention.
The Fisi in me tells me that i have to talk to this woman but for fear of an unwarranted confrontation probably from a Husband or boyfriend i decide to go “covert” on her just to make sure she is alone.
At this stage i have forgotten what i came to buy and i am lapping over this woman from isle to isle and being a woman i can tell that she has now taken notice of me as i strategically follow her from behind checking out her beautiful behind! She keeps adjusting her top to cover her booty so i am now positive that she knows that i am ogling her onion booty!
My assumption is that she is South African (i can spot a S.A booty from a mile away) But her skin tone could be Jamaican or West Indies etc.
There is only one way to find out so i carry out a manouvre along the isles that will bring me face to face with her and hopefully i can make some conversation just to ascertain what i am up against.
Mimi huyo and by Luck,i meet her in an isle where there is just the two of us and as we almost go past each other i go in for the Kill!..
Ka-Buda; Hi!, Are you from around here? What time does the shop close?
Tanaswa; Hi…(Deep South African accent) I em not from ere bet i em living and working ere now… I am not sure what time the shop close but i think Tescos (name of shop) always close et 4 oclock on sendays.
Kabuda; Thanks. I am not being funny but i have to say you are a very beautiful woman and if you dont mind me saying,i think you have the best figure i have ever seen. ......I hope i didnt offend you…
Tanaswa; (now blushing and totally lost for words) - "go for it Son!..you cant stop now!".... Kabuda; (swiftly) What is your name? Let me guess,you are South African. .... Tanaswa; Hihihiiii.....How cen you tell...? Kabuda; I was married to a South African but we are now divorced,Are you married? Tanaswa; No. I was but my husband didnt want to come to Europe so i left him beck home with our children but i will go back after graduating next year.
Kabuda; I know you don`t know me and i hate to sound too pushy but would you mind if i called you sometime and we can talk? Something about you tells me that we woulld be good friends…kikikikiii (evil,nervous laugh…)
Tanaswa; Okay. But i told you i am married so…
Kabuda; That makes two of us!..kikikiikkiiii… (ndani najiambia hebu nipatie hizo digits pris)
Long story summarized i went to the car park but juu ya manjaa i think i could not afford to loose this opportunity so nimeketi kwa gari nabangaiza mpaka huyu mama atoke shop nim- approach and after not too long akatoka.
Fisi kama mimi sina time ya ku-whasup ama kukatiana ming na manze kama huyu so as she is packing her shopping in her car i drove right next to her nikamwambia ati i will push back her empty trolley to the trolley bay and as she is busy packing her shopping pretending to be oblivious of me nikamwambia tu ukweli;
Tanaswa, i am from this town but pretended to not be just to get your attention. You are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen and i have a feeling that there is some Chemistry between me and you.
I have a short workday tomorrow and was wondering if you could join me for Lunch tomorrow. I will make some good “ugali na nyama” - in Zulu and we can get to know each other better.
She didn`t need asking twice and as we speak my fellow KTakers,nimemaliza kukamua nyoka all afternoon.
“Ask,and you shall be given to you.Knock,and the door shall be opened”
Niko na Mbisha za nikikamua Tanaswa lakini huku North Korea najua @ol monk atazin`goa.
