Masood Makes Narrow Escape from a Lanye's Cave.

I had matched with a lady in an online dating app. We chatted and she gave me her contacts. She lived around Rongai.

One time I was in Rongai running errands and after finishing early, I had a brainwave.

I called the lady and we talked and she told me she was about to go back to work in Meru in a few days. I asked her to come over I bomoa before she goes. She said I can go to her place we meet up.

I hesitated a bit but said since she spoke well and told me she works for a vernacular station in Meru, I will be safe.

I took a motorbike to her place as directed. I knocked on a green gate as I peeped inside. The compound had around 3 one bedroom dwelling units seated on a plot that looked like an 1/8 . They were on the ground floor level but had a slab and the metal rods for columns could be seen on top of the units.

She opened the gate and closed it behind me. She welcomed me into her house and I sat in the sitting room. I waited as she hung some clothes on the hanging line. The one bedroom was decently furnished.

The lady also had a massive derriere. I salivated as I imagined how I would chew mercilessly in a cool environment.

She came back and closed the main door. She sat next to me. I began to fondle her slowly as I asked her if she expected any payment and that I wanted to chew till evening. She said we should proceed to bedroom to talk. I followed her as I spanked her huge ass which was prominent in her denim jeans shorts.

When we entered the room we agreed on 1500. I estimated I would screw for over 5 hours till around 8pm and saw that as a bargain.

She asked for the money in advance. I picked my shirt which I had removed and placed on the side table and began to dress up. She told me not to be like that. I asked her if she is from koinange to tell me to pay before. She said it was about trust. I gave her 800 and told her the rest is after.she could also not be trusted.

I then got down to business and chewed around 4 serious rounds. The coochie was good but she was complaining too much. She then began to dress. I looked at my watch and wee had spend barely one and a half hours.

She said that uto 8 was too long. I protested but said it’s okay we can’t force. I also dressed up quickly and moved to sitting room. As I wanted to bolt out of the main door she said that I pay the remainder. I told her it’s not yet 8pm and I feel conned. She tried to raise her voice. I also raised mine. I saw her recoil.

I realized she did not want her neighbors to hear. It hit me like a thunderbolt. I now had the power that lanyes have over men who take them home. I shouted "huwezi nichezea hivi, afadhali singekuja hapa, sasa hapo nimeenjoy nini. Na unalalamika sana. Awful service. " She quickly opened the main door as she cursed how men are conmen and thieves. I waited as she opened the main gate and I left.

I felt like a warrior but imagined what if things went differently.

Amakweli Pwagu Hupata Pwaguzi. Na ujanja wa Nyani huishia Jangwani.

Very misleading title

Achiever of the year!

Nice hekaya but dont try that trick again

Leta story ya siasa:D

uongo! uongo! uongo! 4 rounds in 90mins kwani unamwaga haraka kama kuku alafu you claim to be hitting her cunt seriously

Why are you geh?

hata thermal image hamna?
ama wacha tu…

Hata evidence ya hiyo vernacular radio hatutakata

Mkuu tuma namba inbox tafathali

It was less than 2 hours so nikaaproximate hivyo. Quick recoil time bro

Tumefinywa. My guys wanakimbuzwa so all victories will be narrow.

Hii hekaya umeiba wapi? Last time kijiji NIS smoked you out.

Kwanza uko mrengo gani. Nisichomeee kura. Mimi napatia múguruki RAO.

Hizi za Governor ndio Niko. Presidential huko sijashughulika sana

Bora it was a sweet story. Everyone began reading tales of hyena courtesy of me.

Hongera kijana. I used to think we were agemates kumbe wewe ni kijana mdogo who can manage 5 rounds in 90mins!

Wacha utani

Uko na bahati Hana pimp. Unge chunishwa sukuma

Mkuu how can I get a good job in NGOs ama Kwa serikali? Nimefanya bcom accounting UON and I am currently working for a small firm hapa Nairobi