I have noticed that a good number of talkers are young and single. I really enjoy some of their listings esp the wash eyes and the annoying “Niko town x,wapi naeza pata lanye?” types.
As an elder I would like to pass down some little marriage/relationship advice to young and young at heart straight males in this forum with high hopes that it will improve your relationship the time you settle down.
1:fuck
Be prepared to fuck proper or else your wife will outsource the services elsewhere. Marriage gives you the moral ,spiritual and legal driving licence to engage in coital activity.a woman once married will nefa ask for sex.uta ona unawekelewa miguu usiku ama anakusongea songea na kitanda ni 6 by 6.
2:insecurity
insecurity wachia cs was interior. Be content by the fact that she’s yours .she can blow 4 men during the day but come evening she will crawl back to her main man.
3:clip her wings if she tempts to fly higher
An empowered woman is every marriages nightmare unless you both pursuing same careers usikubali bibi asome kukushinda.female Indians no matter how educated always shelve their ambitions and join their husband’s hustle.
4:support her
Stand by her at all times even when she’s wrong.support her in public rebuke her in private. Place her 1st among other wemen.watch narcos,there is a scene where mpango wa kando was Escobar alikosea bibi heshima.alionwa war mpaka akahonga Escobar na mkia.
5:slapanol.
Apply a little violence if need be like kidero.a woman should know you are angry.ukinyamaza she will nag and whine till you snap and kill her ,then tukuone kwa TV na tycoon news kule telegram.
6:buy her gifts.
It doesn’t have to be expensive. .ka sandal ya mia ama chain ya 50 dubois road ,Maua na chocolate wachia wazungu.
7:spend time together.
Watch her favourite movie/TV program together. Allow her to parade you around so that her jealous friends waskie ka waru.
8:like(pretend) her food.
Clear the plate na uombe Sosa.
9:like (pretend to)her relatives
:mad::mad:
10:be God like
A man is head of the house. You represent God in that house .tabia za uhuni wachia wahuni.